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« Reply #27210 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 11:25:57 »

My deceased father just sent me a friend request on Facebook. It doesn't help matters that I've been watching Black Mirror.
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« Reply #27211 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 12:21:16 »

Faffing about updating drivers. Instead of spending my Saturday getting work done, for which I would be paid. Or drinking in the pub, or just gaming, I'm faffing about updating drivers.

When I'm rich, I'll pay somebody to handle faff for me. Their job title can be 'faff manager', or 'faff engineer'. Perhaps even, 'faff executive'. Regardless, I'll just pass on all my faff for them to deal with. I fucking hate faff.
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« Reply #27212 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 12:23:42 »

Faffing about updating drivers. Instead of spending my Saturday getting work done, for which I would be paid. Or drinking in the pub, or just gaming, I'm faffing about updating drivers.

When I'm rich, I'll pay somebody to handle faff for me. Their job title can be 'faff manager', or 'faff engineer'. Perhaps even, 'faff executive'. Regardless, I'll just pass on all my faff for them to deal with. I fucking hate faff.

Faff Du Plessis ... always seems a decent chap for a Saffer
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« Reply #27213 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 12:51:36 »

Add the Tory voters and voters of any other parties other than the one you're looking at and you'll get what I mean.

You and your maths.

Back on topic. I wear button fly trousers the vast majority of the time, so am used to undoing my belt and getting the lot out to piss. When I wear zip up trousers, I automatically do the same thing even though i could just zip and piss. This annoys me.
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« Reply #27214 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 12:58:06 »

Work argument.

At what age do you reckon a female stops being pretty and becomes attractive?
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« Reply #27215 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 13:01:05 »

Work argument.

At what age do you reckon a female stops being pretty and becomes attractive?

Far too many variables to give a definitive answer.
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« Reply #27216 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 13:33:36 »

Work argument.

At what age do you reckon a female stops being pretty and becomes attractive?
When she grows up intellectually?
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« Reply #27217 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 14:37:44 »

Work argument.

At what age do you reckon a female stops being pretty and becomes attractive?

Upper or lower age limit  Hmmm

If lower  No
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« Reply #27218 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 14:54:14 »

It was just a general thing. I reckoned it didn’t sound right to call a female over 30 as pretty. Pretty to me should be reserved for youngish girls.
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« Reply #27219 on: Saturday, January 6, 2018, 14:57:31 »


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« Reply #27220 on: Monday, January 8, 2018, 12:26:04 »

My wife text me a "happy anniversary" message today. After a split second of panic i realized this related to us "getting together" rather than getting married.

I hope she's not expecting anything when i get home from work, she'll be disappointed.

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« Reply #27221 on: Monday, January 8, 2018, 12:50:22 »

My wife text me a "happy anniversary" message today. After a split second of panic i realized this related to us "getting together" rather than getting married.

I hope she's not expecting anything when i get home from work, she'll be disappointed.



That's a bit bloody keen isn't it, even my missus who is quite keen on such matters cannot put a date on when we first got together, we manage with 'just before we got made redundant and the September the 11th attacks' as our most accurate pointer.
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« Reply #27222 on: Monday, January 8, 2018, 12:55:39 »

My wife text me a "happy anniversary" message today. After a split second of panic i realized this related to us "getting together" rather than getting married.

I hope she's not expecting anything when i get home from work, she'll be disappointed.


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« Reply #27223 on: Monday, January 8, 2018, 14:02:09 »

"Aw snap".

Have you ever heard anyone say that, even an American? Gets right up my nose.  Angry
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« Reply #27224 on: Monday, January 8, 2018, 14:11:47 »

I take it you are referring to the pop up when a website drops out? I don't like it either
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