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« Reply #27060 on: Saturday, December 16, 2017, 21:38:00 »

Touchť away, Dum Dum Smiley
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« Reply #27061 on: Saturday, December 16, 2017, 22:30:35 »

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« Reply #27062 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 10:43:15 »

Freddie Flintoff is, apparently, one of a growing number of Flat Earthers. The ice caps, supposedly, prevent the oceans from spilling off into space.

There is one thing, however, that my simple mind canít fathom. If you hover for an hour in a helicopter why doesnít the ground below you change?
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« Reply #27063 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 10:59:42 »

Freddie Flintoff is, apparently, one of a growing number of Flat Earthers
Dafuq? Seriously? I know we live in a world where people will vote for the likes of Farage, Johnson and Trump but there must be some limits to people's credulity surely?
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« Reply #27064 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 11:02:32 »

We are all travelling at the same speed as the Earth spins. Lift away from the Earth and you maintain that speed, so we just carry on spinning along and will continue to do so until a force is applied that stops it. (Newton's first law). The wind sometimes does that, and the pilot compensates.

It's all relative. It may appear to be stationary, but it's all really travelling very, very quickly. Together.
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« Reply #27065 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 12:19:12 »

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15778962.Armed_police_called_to_Liden_road/#comments-anchor

The fucking reporting on this. Have they decided to just drop all pretence at being a professional set up?
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« Reply #27066 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 12:37:00 »

Local news media is dead and has been for a very long time.
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« Reply #27067 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 12:57:01 »

Dafuq? Seriously? I know we live in a world where people will vote for the likes of Farage, Johnson and Trump but there must be some limits to people's credulity surely?
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2017/12/freddie-flintoff-joins-flat-earthers-saying-the-world-isn-t-round.html
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« Reply #27068 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 13:03:17 »

If you hover for an hour in a helicopter why doesnít the ground below you change?

Because the atmosphere is also spinning.

http://www.physicscentral.com/experiment/askaphysicist/physics-answer.cfm?uid=20110218025229
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« Reply #27069 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 14:42:44 »

Insurance company cunts.

1. In October I started a new policy. In October, about a week in to my policy, they emailed me (which went into my spam) requesting documents. Then a week later they cancelled my policy and sent no email or no letter.

I discovered this when the government insurance body wrote to me saying Iíve got a taxed car with no insurance.

So, I phone up eventually managed to get a new policy. Howeve, they now decided I owe them for the 2 months I was driving uninsured... what the fuck?! Cunts.

2. I ran into the back of someone some time back and caused damage to both of our cars. I had a letter through today confirming how much they paid out. (My car cost £1100 to repair and their car looked fine. Total amount they paid out. £3800 and then £22,000 in damages. Yeah, he mustíve had REALLY bad whiplash.
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« Reply #27070 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 19:35:58 »


The sad bastard who dobbed me in for a minor traffic offence after he filmed me on his dash-cam.
Yes I was guilty but caused no inconvenience or danger to any motorist or pedestrian.
This sad bastard (whom on the footage sounded as if he was creaming his jeans) then took the time out to inform the police, fill out a 4 page statement and provide video evidence.
Thanks mate.
I bet he is also the type of person who would look the other way if somebody really needed help.
Thanks again mate.  Merry Christmas.
Perhaps we will meet again some day.........
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« Reply #27071 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 20:04:10 »

Talking about dobbing people in. Would rat on someone to HMRC if you knew they have dodged £32,000 in tax?
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« Reply #27072 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 20:22:51 »

hey Sippo, how's the dash cam working out?
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« Reply #27073 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 22:21:02 »

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« Reply #27074 on: Monday, December 18, 2017, 22:51:22 »

The sad bastard who dobbed me in for a minor traffic offence after he filmed me on his dash-cam.
Yes I was guilty but caused no inconvenience or danger to any motorist or pedestrian.
This sad bastard (whom on the footage sounded as if he was creaming his jeans) then took the time out to inform the police, fill out a 4 page statement and provide video evidence.
Thanks mate.
I bet he is also the type of person who would look the other way if somebody really needed help.
Thanks again mate.  Merry Christmas.
Perhaps we will meet again some day.........

Don't drive like a cunt then. Must have been bad for the police to follow up as normally they can't be arsed.
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