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« Reply #26415 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 12:09:09 » |
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Erm he doesnt play anymore
Neither do I..... I was never a premier league player either, with instilled knowledge about dietary needs, do's and dont's. |
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #26416 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 19:32:10 » |
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Massive spider ran towards my feet across the lounge, I went to grab it and missed  Now it's under the sofa and I can't find it. |
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« Reply #26417 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 19:36:13 » |
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We're going on holiday tomorrow and my wife has been he'll bend on making sure the house is clean before we go. Now it's done she's moaning she's had to do so much today.
We're not going to be here, and no one else will for that matter. We've got two kids so the minute we get home it gonna be a shit tip again anyway.
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« Reply #26418 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 20:10:47 » |
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Men moan about their partners doing too much cleaning too? We really can't win can we?  I don't go on holiday but I can sort of see the logic.. It's got to be much nicer to come home to a tidy house. The last thing you want to do when you've been sat on a plane for hours is the vaccing up surely? |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #26419 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 20:22:07 » |
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Men moan about their partners doing too much cleaning too? We really can't win can we? I don't go on holiday but I can sort of see the logic.. It's got to be much nicer to come home to a tidy house. The last thing you want to do when you've been sat on a plane for hours is the vaccing up surely? One of the curios of going on holiday with kids, is that it is quite stressful. Mrs Chubbs, is probably manifesting that by a seemingly OTT nesting syndrome of making the house over tidy. |
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« Reply #26420 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 20:36:29 » |
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I don't go on holiday but I can sort of see the logic
You don't go on holiday? What, ever? Even when I didn't have any children we would leave the house clean before we went away. We do have family coming over every day to feed the cats however, but didn't want to leave it a pigsty. |
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« Reply #26421 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 20:39:24 » |
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You don't go on holiday? What, ever?
Even when I didn't have any children we would leave the house clean before we went away. We do have family coming over every day to feed the cats however, but didn't want to leave it a pigsty.
Nope. Unless you count going to Swindon every fortnight. Which most people wouldn't. |
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« Reply #26422 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 21:23:11 » |
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Massive spider ran towards my feet across the lounge, I went to grab it and missed Now it's under the sofa and I can't find it. It's on your back most probably |
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« Reply #26423 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 21:38:56 » |
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Nah waiting in is bed
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« Reply #26424 on: Thursday, August 31, 2017, 22:53:31 » |
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waiting to lay eggs in his ear
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« Reply #26425 on: Friday, September 1, 2017, 04:01:12 » |
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People who apply, and are accepted, as contestants on quiz shows who are obviously thick as pig shit.
Surely it's not too much to ask that they have some basic knowledge - such as Rotterdam is in the Netherlands and not Sweden and Valencia isn't in Italy.
Why apply when you must know you're stupid.
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« Reply #26426 on: Friday, September 1, 2017, 05:54:21 » |
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People who apply, and are accepted, as contestants on quiz shows who are obviously thick as pig shit.
Surely it's not too much to ask that they have some basic knowledge - such as Rotterdam is in the Netherlands and not Sweden and Valencia isn't in Italy.
Why apply when you must know you're stupid.
On Pointless t'other day, one contestant offered up 'Paris' as an answer to the question "Name a country that ends with two consonants". That was pretty poor. |
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« Reply #26427 on: Friday, September 1, 2017, 07:52:37 » |
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I assume those people are just trying to get themselves in the Dumb Britain bit of Private Eye
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« Reply #26428 on: Friday, September 1, 2017, 07:57:51 » |
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but if all quiz shows had clever contestants it would turn dull pretty quickly.
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