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« Reply #26280 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 08:56:14 » |
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I had a spectacular shit in an Irish pub in Bangkok.
Im sure you all needed to know that.
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« Reply #26281 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 09:02:55 » |
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It's still part of local folklore even today.
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« Reply #26282 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 09:21:06 » |
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Dude I literally share your pain. Was five miles in to a 10 mile run Monday and I got stomach cramps and a feeling of dread. I was close to having to shit in the woods. But I am neither a bear or the Pope. Mercifully clench and pray seemed to work. Wait, maybe I am the pope. Wait...so have you shit yourself?  Not quite, but it didn't help the matter |
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« Reply #26283 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 10:18:42 » |
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Bins were supposed to be collected last friday. Still waiting. Swindon borough council are beyond fucking useless.
Worst thing is I live less than 2 minutes away from the tip! Fucking useless cunts
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« Reply #26284 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 11:22:11 » |
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"Cut short rather than caught short" is my motto!
Quite, though it stopped after 8 and "luckily" my legs gave up after 9. Which is a bit of a bugger given the half is less than a month away and I've got two enforced training breaks coming up. Hey ho. |
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« Reply #26285 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 11:22:34 » |
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Bins were supposed to be collected last friday.
Ours were. HTH. |
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« Reply #26286 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 11:23:58 » |
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Our rubbish bins are collected once every three week. Fun
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #26287 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 12:20:12 » |
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Ours were. HTH.
To make things worse they collected half of the street, and then got to a point and stopped. Useless For anyone looking for closure, our rubbish was eventually collected midday today |
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« Reply #26288 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 13:20:06 » |
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So its fixed.
Rubbish rubbishgate
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« Reply #26289 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 13:42:53 » |
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My rubbish gets collected once a week and the recycling bin is bigger than the the normal one, which is bigger than a UK one. They don't take glass though - costs too much so they don't bother! The things are so big we don't bother every other week to put them out. I shudder at the thought of every seeing the local landfill.
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« Reply #26290 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 14:52:44 » |
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My rubbish gets collected once a week and the recycling bin is bigger than the the normal one, which is bigger than a UK one. They don't take glass though - costs too much so they don't bother! The things are so big we don't bother every other week to put them out. I shudder at the thought of every seeing the local landfill.
There'll be plenty of worthless land around after Trump has laid waste to the Korean Peninsula... probably a bit in Europe as well after Kim's WMD's have plopped off target. |
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« Reply #26291 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 15:17:41 » |
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I'm sat at home and I'm cold.
It's August and I'm fucking cold.
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« Reply #26292 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 15:27:15 » |
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I'm sat at home and I'm cold.
It's August and I'm fucking cold.
According to the Met Office, it is 15 degrees C outside. According to my wall barometer, it's 19 degrees inside. Kind of what you'd expect for a wet day in nearing mid August. I have opted for trousers over shorts, mind. |
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« Reply #26293 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 15:29:51 » |
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There'll be plenty of worthless land around after Trump has laid waste to the Korean Peninsula... probably a bit in Europe as well after Kim's WMD's have plopped off target.
They aren't even close to being able to reach Europe yet! |
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« Reply #26294 on: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, 15:40:09 » |
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They aren't even close to being able to reach Europe yet!
That's reassuring, I was thinking about dusting down the old 80's Protect and Survive booklet.  At least back then Thatcher's Governemnt was capable of producing such a thing... way beyond May's competence |
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