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« Reply #25950 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 08:19:51 »

Sat in Caffe Nero on Haymarket wasting time until I can catch a train, its all calm.

Although there are two American lasses sat next to me in their pyjamas!
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« Reply #25951 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 13:55:33 »

Police are looking for a missing person (suspect?) in East Swindon called Joesph McGloglin (no idea on the correct spelling)

Anyway I must fit the description. I had a police man wind his window down and ask me if I was Joesph. I said no, walked off. He drives down the road, turns around and at the end of road I'm walking out of another 4 police cars pull up 5 or 6 officers jump out, surround me and again ask if I'm Joesph. I tell them I'm not, open up my Facebook profile (had no ID on me) they eventually decide I'm not him but still had another 2 police men drive past and wind down their windows and ask. Helicopter going over now


....and this was all from Day house lane to Babury Park
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« Reply #25952 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 14:09:57 »

Do you still have a beard? They might think you look terroristy.
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« Reply #25953 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 14:20:54 »

I'm disappointed a mod hasn't changed his username to Joseph McLaughlin yet.
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« Reply #25954 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 14:31:44 »

Do you still have a beard? They might think you look terroristy.

I do yes.

Perhaps but they made it clear they thought I looked like Joesph
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« Reply #25955 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 14:42:31 »

Does DV stand for dangerous villain?  Smiley
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« Reply #25956 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 14:47:52 »

I do yes.

Perhaps but they made it clear they thought I looked like Joesph
Yeah, you'll get that with the beard:
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« Reply #25957 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 16:05:49 »

This Joseph McLaughlin seems like a nice chap. Might be time to clean up your image if you are being mistaken for a knife wielding alcoholic?

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14650944.Jailed__Alcoholic_who_plagued_streets_of_Swindon/
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« Reply #25958 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 19:47:14 »

I bow to your superior Norsk, SY.

This Joseph McLaughlin seems like a nice chap. Might be time to clean up your image if you are being mistaken for a knife wielding alcoholic?

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14650944.Jailed__Alcoholic_who_plagued_streets_of_Swindon/

 

I had a police van stop me the other day actually and ask if I was Rachel. When I said no they asked me if I was sure  but they left me alone after that.
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« Reply #25959 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2017, 22:30:24 »

I know someone who had a warrant out for his arrest. Police spent 2 days looking for him, going to his work place, asking people he knew if they knew where he was. He was at home the entire time and made no attempt to evade them
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« Reply #25960 on: Thursday, June 8, 2017, 10:01:54 »

This Joseph McLaughlin seems like a nice chap. Might be time to clean up your image if you are being mistaken for a knife wielding alcoholic?

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14650944.Jailed__Alcoholic_who_plagued_streets_of_Swindon/

Perhaps.

I don't look anything like TalkTalk though!
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« Reply #25961 on: Friday, June 9, 2017, 09:41:37 »

You know those time when you accidentally drink all the booze in the house, on a school night?
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« Reply #25962 on: Friday, June 9, 2017, 12:35:44 »

I very rarely drink coffee but each time i do, i remember why i don't

Goes straight through me...
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« Reply #25963 on: Saturday, June 10, 2017, 19:15:11 »

the isle of wight festival highlights on Sky arts being totally ruined by Edith bowman & Rickey and my big fucking ego Wilson
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« Reply #25964 on: Tuesday, June 13, 2017, 19:55:18 »

Boring people who think not supporting the national team makes them in any way subversive or interesting
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