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« Reply #25620 on: Saturday, March 25, 2017, 22:22:32 »

When the other half is drunk with questions like can we go to bed soon at 8:30pm.

Especially worse when you're at 0% alcohol at 8:30pm. I'm surprised I've survived this long 😐

Just say yes, give her a good rodgering (if that's what she wants) and let her sleep.

You have the rest of the night to yourself then.

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« Reply #25621 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 07:41:49 »

I went though a few years of this. My wife would be tired by 8.30/9.00 most days so we'd be in bed quite early. I would just end up messing about on my phone or iPad for an hour or two. it got to the point where i just told her to go up and i'd follower her up in a few minutes knowing very well the minute her head hit the pillow she was out.
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« Reply #25622 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 08:46:29 »

I went though a few years of this. My wife would be tired by 8.30/9.00 most days so we'd be in bed quite early. I would just end up messing about on my phone or iPad for an hour or two. it got to the point where i just told her to go up and i'd follower her up in a few minutes knowing very well the minute her head hit the pillow she was out.

Pretty much the strategy I deploy Smiley
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« Reply #25623 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 16:10:19 »

Plusnet fibreoptic speed has been utter shit for months, so in January an engineer came out, reset a jobber (probably the technical term?) and the speed went up!
Got an email from them today telling me that "there was no fault and suck it dickface, give us £65"*.

I've replied calmly, but am expecting a very fruitless fight against them. Sigh


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« Reply #25624 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 17:48:39 »

Medications with side effects that seem worse than the thing you're bloody taking them for.
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« Reply #25625 on: Friday, March 31, 2017, 20:08:07 »

Whilst looking at google maps it switched to Russian text for a second or so, then back to English. They're in.
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« Reply #25626 on: Friday, March 31, 2017, 21:29:53 »

Plusnet fibreoptic speed has been utter shit for months, so in January an engineer came out, reset a jobber (probably the technical term?) and the speed went up!
Got an email from them today telling me that "there was no fault and suck it dickface, give us £65"*.

I've replied calmly, but am expecting a very fruitless fight against them. Sigh


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You do know who own plusnet don't you?
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« Reply #25627 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 08:11:57 »

Despite being owning by those cunts, plusnet has been really good for me and I've fucking raped it on occasion. Zero throttling and no restrictions. It's always been about 70/16 or so.

Does sound cunty to charge for an engineers visit though.
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« Reply #25628 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 08:16:59 »

Maybe it's an age thing, but April Fool's 'Prank' posts on FaceBook, etc. Lame. As. Fuck.
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« Reply #25629 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 09:05:51 »

https://m.facebook.com/SpursNews/photos/a.1451145261871337.1073741827.1450535111932352/1787577854894741/?type=3

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« Reply #25630 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 09:48:26 »

Despite being owning by those cunts, plusnet has been really good for me and I've fucking raped it on occasion. Zero throttling and no restrictions. It's always been about 70/16 or so.

Does sound cunty to charge for an engineers visit though.

In the days when 512kbps was a fast connection, plusnet went really downhill for me so I decided to leave. Upon phoning for the MAC number they got really shitty with me which was the complete opposite to previous experiences. I guess they had a bad few months that year.
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« Reply #25631 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 10:22:53 »

Had trouble-free broadband service from Plusnet for about 10 years until I moved home to a place that had it pre-installed in the build.  Plusnet was no trouble at all when I told them why I was leaving and that I wanted to just keep my email account with them.
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« Reply #25632 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 11:03:44 »

Maybe it's an age thing, but April Fool's 'Prank' posts on FaceBook, etc. Lame. As. Fuck.

I was stupid enough to fall for one about a local chip shop shutting this morning.

I particularly despise the fake pregnancy ones. Unfunny and insensitive to a lot of people.
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« Reply #25633 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 11:09:13 »

Maybe it's an age thing, but April Fool's 'Prank' posts on FaceBook, etc. Lame. As. Fuck.

The Adver one about SBC's company doing something about developing a bit of the old Works was a decent effort.
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« Reply #25634 on: Saturday, April 1, 2017, 13:15:37 »



I particularly despise the fake pregnancy ones. Unfunny and insensitive to a lot of people.

Yep, actually told someone to fuck off last year regarding this exact point
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