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« Reply #25320 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 14:39:19 » |
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Range Rovers also fall into that category but might be better described as "Tommy Tankers".
 Now get it adopted... |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #25321 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:09:33 » |
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A couple of home games ago I went down for a piss during the match, I was the only person in there.
Another guy comes in, he could've chosen anywhere else to piss, but no, he chose to stand right next to me.
Not good toilet etiquette.
Always leave a 1 urinal gap where possible. A big pet hate of mine, especially at work is small talk when having a piss. |
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DarloSTFC84
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« Reply #25322 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:16:06 » |
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A couple of home games ago I went down for a piss during the match, I was the only person in there.
Another guy comes in, he could've chosen anywhere else to piss, but no, he chose to stand right next to me.
Not good toilet etiquette.
Could have been worse... at least you weren't having a shit. |
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Roaming the land while you sleep..
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #25323 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:18:05 » |
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A big pet hate of mine, especially at work is small talk when having a piss.
You need a bigger cock obviously.... |
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DarloSTFC84
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« Reply #25324 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:26:54 » |
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You need a bigger cock obviously....
Where would you get one of those from? Asking for a friend. |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #25325 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:37:39 » |
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Where would you get one of those from?
Asking for a friend.
Always surprises me how many birds ask if you've a big cock? Well I think they say have rather than are....it can be loud in some places. |
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« Reply #25326 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:45:23 » |
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Always surprises me how many birds ask if you've a big cock? Well I think they say have rather than are....it can be loud in some places.
My answer is always the same.. ..it's big enough to fill a pram. |
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« Reply #25327 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:46:32 » |
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My answer is always the same..
..it's big enough to fill a pram.
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« Reply #25328 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:59:57 » |
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You need a bigger cock obviously....
So the missus keeps telling me |
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« Reply #25329 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 19:44:41 » |
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You need a bigger cock obviously....
Roberto doesn't have to worry about such matters.... http://dailym.ai/2j0bHZP |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #25330 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2017, 11:36:19 » |
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I answered a call of nature in the night, and only when it came to cleaning up after myself did I notice we were out of bog roll. After searching for any tissue-like materials in the house and coming up short, I settled on using anti-bacterial floor wipes to clean up my nether regions.
Safe to say I have now learned that anti bacterial floor wipes are not designed to be used on bumholes. My arse has felt like it is on fire all morning.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #25331 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2017, 12:12:35 » |
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I answered a call of nature in the night, and only when it came to cleaning up after myself did I notice we were out of bog roll. After searching for any tissue-like materials in the house and coming up short, I settled on using anti-bacterial floor wipes to clean up my nether regions.
Safe to say I have now learned that anti bacterial floor wipes are not designed to be used on bumholes. My arse has felt like it is on fire all morning.
Haha, you idiot. I've recently taken to using baby wipes rather than toilet roll |
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Sippo
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« Reply #25332 on: Wednesday, January 25, 2017, 13:05:48 » |
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If you use Baby wipes, expect blocked drains very very quickly...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #25333 on: Saturday, January 28, 2017, 19:10:25 » |
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Listening to '606' on BBC Radio 5. 'Oxford United fans, the nation wants to hear from you!' is where I turned over.
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« Reply #25334 on: Saturday, January 28, 2017, 20:05:47 » |
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If you use Baby wipes, expect blocked drains very very quickly...
Not necessarily. They are more efficient than normal toilet roll and if you can draw an ace on the second wipe they flush down OK. Not recommended if you have the runs, drain blockage is a risk. |
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