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« Reply #23895 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2016, 13:21:33 »

At only 25.  So young, so cynical.

They're kids growing up in public.  I suspect these 2 (Joe and Caspar) will end up as TV presenters.  They're onto there second 'film'.

I still dont really know what there show is going to be beyond a lot of screaming girls.

And take massive pay cuts? unlikely methinks.
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« Reply #23896 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2016, 13:32:36 »

At only 25.  So young, so cynical.

They're kids growing up in public.  I suspect these 2 (Joe and Caspar) will end up as TV presenters.  They're onto there second 'film'.

I still dont really know what there show is going to be beyond a lot of screaming girls.

I think I was born a miserable old git, tbh.

Do you mean there aren't screaming girls everywhere you go?!

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« Reply #23897 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2016, 13:35:40 »

Girls screaming at a 45 year old man is generally for a different reason.
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« Reply #23898 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2016, 13:47:45 »

Girls screaming at a 45 year old man is generally for a different reason.
In your case.... Wink
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« Reply #23899 on: Thursday, July 28, 2016, 11:00:31 »

People who use lots of hand actions and gestures whilst on the phone
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« Reply #23900 on: Thursday, July 28, 2016, 20:13:04 »

Had quite a shock earlier when my daughter was getting ready to go to bed, only to find a turd in the bed.

No, I don't generally live with shit lying about the place. I'm guessing it must have fallen out of my little boy's nappy without me knowing when I changed him earlier.
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« Reply #23901 on: Thursday, July 28, 2016, 20:26:37 »

I keep trying to tell myself that people who are famous on YouTube etc are no different to other 'celebrities', they've obviously found something they're good at and people like watching them - no different to an author or an actor really, just a different medium.

But I still end up thinking they're all vapid bastards and the world's gone a bit wonky. I can't help it.

I completely agree, obviously found a 'talent' and exploited it, but god how can people find these things entertaining?!

A girl after my own heart! At 33, I'll join you in the old git club!
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« Reply #23902 on: Thursday, July 28, 2016, 20:58:17 »

My wife has finally joined the world of binge watching tv shows on tele.  Unfortunately the show she has decided is Cold Feet.  As a snapshot of 1998 its shit.  And as a tv show it is also shit.  I dont need to hear Finley Quaye and Space bloody constantly.

Frankly Id rather she dredged up This Life.  At least that had a decent trip hop soundtrack.
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« Reply #23903 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 11:09:52 »

Just had a knock on the door from someone asking to read my electricity meter. She had a badge that said British Gas (didn't get a close look), but was just wearing jeans and a black polo.

I said no, and she walked off. Then I saw her looking at the gas meters of the other houses around mine. Is this a legitimate thing??
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« Reply #23904 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 11:15:56 »

https://www.britishgas.co.uk/content/dam/british-gas/about%20us/pdfs/British_Gas_calling.pdf
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« Reply #23905 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 12:32:03 »

Just had a knock on the door from someone asking to read my electricity meter. She had a badge that said British Gas (didn't get a close look), but was just wearing jeans and a black polo.

I said no, and she walked off. Then I saw her looking at the gas meters of the other houses around mine. Is this a legitimate thing??
I reckon she's a gas meter fetishist, you've had a lucky escape there, if you'd let her in she'd have made one hell of a mess
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« Reply #23906 on: Saturday, July 30, 2016, 13:11:45 »

I am having to sell something... 3,000 baht I listed it for.

Somebody has agreed to buy it for the 3K, another offered 2K. I informed the latter that I have an offer for 3K, but will let them know if it falls through.

"2,500 then?", came the reply. Clearly trying to haggle.

These people. They walk among us.
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« Reply #23907 on: Saturday, July 30, 2016, 19:36:41 »

People with no sense of humour.

Trying to arrange a blood test at the GP. I say between 11 and 1 would be ideal.
"Well, we can offer you 11.57?"
"Bugger. No 11.56?"
"No sorry, we can do 12:15?"

I know it's not the comedy routine of the century but I don't even think she knew I was joking  Suicide
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« Reply #23908 on: Sunday, July 31, 2016, 07:56:58 »

Just had a knock on the door from someone asking to read my electricity meter. She had a badge that said British Gas (didn't get a close look), but was just wearing jeans and a black polo.

I said no, and she walked off. Then I saw her looking at the gas meters of the other houses around mine. Is this a legitimate thing??

Was she fit, though?
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« Reply #23909 on: Sunday, July 31, 2016, 07:57:29 »

People with no sense of humour.

Trying to arrange a blood test at the GP. I say between 11 and 1 would be ideal.
"Well, we can offer you 11.57?"
"Bugger. No 11.56?"
"No sorry, we can do 12:15?"

I know it's not the comedy routine of the century but I don't even think she knew I was joking  Suicide

To be fair, if it was the NHS, you'd book in for 11.57 and go in after 12.15 anyway.
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