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« Reply #23745 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:29:33 »

Jesus Christ, not sure what to say other than that. Obviously hope to fuck you find a way out soon, assume if family/legitimate loan was a way out your have done it by now. stay safe.
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« Reply #23746 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:36:35 »

Nick Cage is probably rubbing his hands in anticipation of this script. I really mean holy fuck, this sounds like its out of a movie!
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« Reply #23747 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:39:11 »

I'm sure I'll look back on it at some point in the future and have a chuckle at the funny side.
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« Reply #23748 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:44:52 »

Let's hope so. I'm not sure I'd know what to do in that situation.
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« Reply #23749 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:51:21 »

At least you have wifi in your secret layer.
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« Reply #23750 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:52:44 »

I'm sure I'll look back on it at some point in the future and have a chuckle at the funny side.

Maybe with your future wife?
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« Reply #23751 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:53:25 »

At least you have wifi in your secret layer.

Shouldn't you be watching that dual franchise pair banging in euro goals?
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« Reply #23752 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 20:59:06 »

At least you have wifi in your secret layer.

It has a free pool, gym and Sauna as well. The kids are enjoying themselves.

There's a lot to be said for this sort of situation.
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« Reply #23753 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 21:27:45 »

Blimey FH. When you said your misses was a fool I thought you were going to say something like she thought people wrapped garlic in paper or didn't know the offside rule or something. That took me by surprise.

Hope things work out ok for you! X
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« Reply #23754 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 22:19:47 »

I refer to food as "foodage" sometimes.

However, thanks to autocorrect I just text my friend the following:
"I need to shower my Mum first. Then I need footage"

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« Reply #23755 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 22:33:54 »

I refer to food as "foodage" sometimes.

However, thanks to autocorrect I just text my friend the following:
"I need to shower my Mum first. Then I need footage"



Do you also refer to drinks as 'drinkies'?
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« Reply #23756 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 23:04:12 »

Do you also refer to drinks as 'drinkies'?

Definitely not.
"Foodage" is a reference to my idol, Karl Pilkington. I'm not a complete wanker.
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« Reply #23757 on: Thursday, July 7, 2016, 00:25:49 »

Definitely not.
"Foodage" is a reference to my idol, Karl Pilkington. I'm not a complete wanker.

But you are a wanker, though.

Glad we cleared that up...  Embarrassed
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« Reply #23758 on: Thursday, July 7, 2016, 05:40:34 »

At least you have wifi in your secret layer.

Lair. It's lair.

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« Reply #23759 on: Thursday, July 7, 2016, 06:29:02 »

Let's hope so. I'm not sure I'd know what to do in that situation.
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