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« Reply #22440 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 11:44:58 »

Really ?? Why ?

"you’d rather open up one school in Africa like you really helped the country…"

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« Reply #22441 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 11:50:39 »

Think you answered your own question there.

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« Reply #22442 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 11:59:32 »

Who is Kanye West?
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« Reply #22443 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 12:34:12 »

Who is Kanye West?

Thank you for outwhooshing me.
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« Reply #22444 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 12:57:50 »

My 2 year old son has a facination with our vaccum cleaner. Out of the hundreds of toys he has, all we ever wants to do at the moment is use the vaccum cleaner.
It does mean that we have an extremely clean carpet though.
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« Reply #22445 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 13:09:30 »

My 2 year old son has a facination with our vaccum cleaner. Out of the hundreds of toys he has, all we ever wants to do at the moment is use the vaccum cleaner.
It does mean that we have an extremely clean carpet though.

My 2 year old daughter is completely the opposite and finds the hoover terrifying, she has to be removed from the room before we even bring it in, let alone switch it on! She is however obsessed with brooms, dustpans and brushes!
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« Reply #22446 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 13:15:34 »

My 2 year old daughter is completely the opposite and finds the hoover terrifying, she has to be removed from the room before we even bring it in, let alone switch it on! She is however obsessed with brooms, dustpans and brushes!

Its all fun and games until curiosity gets the better of him and decides to place the hose on his tummy whilst its on.
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« Reply #22447 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 13:19:01 »

My little boy has an elbow fetish.
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« Reply #22448 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 13:55:57 »

My 2 year old son has a facination with our vaccum cleaner. Out of the hundreds of toys he has, all we ever wants to do at the moment is use the vaccum cleaner.
It does mean that we have an extremely clean carpet though.
we found that buying them their own toy version worked. They could then vacuum at the same time as mum and dad.
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« Reply #22449 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 14:05:48 »

I am so boring, http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/14/man-in-hospital-after-putting-pencil-up-bum-and-then-having-anal-sex-5682219/
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« Reply #22450 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 14:22:30 »

we found that buying them their own toy version worked. They could then vacuum at the same time as mum and dad.
We got him a toy Dyson but he managed to break it, for a while he would still play with it and just make the noise but he soon got bored of that.
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« Reply #22451 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 15:21:01 »

Having a couple of days of annual leave from work to sort a few things out, only to have to spend last night pinned to the lav, blowing from both ends like fucking Krakatoa. Not been able to do anything today apart from nibble on a single bit of dry toast. Fucking ridiculous.  Suicide
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« Reply #22452 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 15:24:17 »

My 2 year old son has a facination with our vaccum cleaner. Out of the hundreds of toys he has, all we ever wants to do at the moment is use the vaccum cleaner.
It does mean that we have an extremely clean carpet though.

Br careful, he could end up like Wayne Rooney, who has a thing for vacuum cleaners.
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« Reply #22453 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 16:17:37 »

Br careful, he could end up like Wayne Rooney, who has a thing for vacuum cleaners.

and old ladies?
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« Reply #22454 on: Monday, February 15, 2016, 16:19:18 »

We got him a toy Dyson but he managed to break it, for a while he would still play with it and just make the noise but he soon got bored of that.
The toy versions of dysons are as reliable as the real thing then ?
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