Red Frog
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« Reply #20715 on: Tuesday, September 15, 2015, 16:43:46 » |
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One of my neighbours, yet to find out which one, keeps putting notes on my windscreen bleating that I have taken up 2 parking places.
The truth is I have a longish Ford Mondeo estate and the prime suspect has a people carrier.
Indeed, there is not room for both without one of us obstructing another neighbour's drive.
First come first served you fat cunt.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Skinny Pete
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« Reply #20716 on: Tuesday, September 15, 2015, 16:45:34 » |
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Don't let user names fool you.
It's all muscle!
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #20717 on: Tuesday, September 15, 2015, 19:31:28 » |
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The only thing worse than parents complaining is parents complaining about other parents.
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DarloSTFC84
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Twittah.. @DarloJAG84
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« Reply #20718 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 08:25:37 » |
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Someone has brought cakes in for their birthday, which it nice... (although I don't think the person who's birthday it is, should have to bring cakes in) shame they're carrot cakes..  |
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Roaming the land while you sleep..
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #20719 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 11:31:30 » |
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Don't let user names fool you.
It's all muscle!
From the neck up?  |
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Skinny Pete
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« Reply #20720 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 12:55:46 » |
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From the waist down . . .
. . . luuuuuuuuv muscle!
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #20721 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 13:42:12 » |
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The plastic bag tax.
I don't mind paying 5p for a carrier bag from October, but why the fuck should 1p go to the government. Why not give it all to charity?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #20722 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 13:55:47 » |
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Because it's the government's job to clean up the existing plastic bags?
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4D
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« Reply #20723 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 14:55:54 » |
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Really?
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BambooToTheFuture
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I'll Tell Ya Now - McGurk Is The New Graham
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« Reply #20724 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 15:20:20 » |
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Why is it that most people now put liquid into their washing machine drum and frown at you if you still put powder into the draw, like you're some kind of fucking demon?  I bet even Him (or his Mum) does it! |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Skinny Pete
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« Reply #20725 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 15:21:57 » |
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The plastic bag tax.
I don't mind paying 5p for a carrier bag from October, but why the fuck should 1p go to the government. Why not give it all to charity?
Think the 5p includes VAT, which will, of course, go to the Treasury |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #20726 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 19:25:31 » |
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Really?
Who pays for street cleaners and landfills? |
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EldeneRed
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« Reply #20727 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 21:16:49 » |
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How long has Dorcan House been gone?!?!  |
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« Reply #20728 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 21:19:23 » |
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My inability to find anywhere in a 20 mile radius that stocks Thistly Cross Whisky Cask Cider.
Sure you can buy a case of it online, but I want to try one first in case it tastes shit from a bottle.
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4D
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« Reply #20729 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2015, 23:26:56 » |
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Who pays for street cleaners and landfills?
Council tax payers |
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