Sippo
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« Reply #20190 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 20:10:27 » |
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Or the cakes they still will sell...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #20191 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 20:25:02 » |
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Is it a teeth related thing?
Got told by our local dental health visitor lady that Wilts has some of the largest numbers of cases of under 5s having to have teeth remove!
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« Reply #20193 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 21:26:13 » |
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Tesco not selling Ribena anymore. Fucks sake, now what am I gonna do.
At least it'll stop kids getting fat(ter) now...
They've stopped selling SOME Ribena, I.e. Mainly the cartons marketed to kids. You can still buy the cordial.  |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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« Reply #20194 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 21:38:48 » |
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My wife.
She has this great idea that buying beer by the crate is a good idea because it works out to cost less per bottle in the long run. It just doesn't work though when one goes and drinks the crate in one night.
It's all her fault, stupid woman.
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DarloSTFC84
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« Reply #20195 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 21:54:14 » |
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My wife.
She has this great idea that buying beer by the crate is a good idea because it works out to cost less per bottle in the long run. It just doesn't work though when one goes and drinks the crate in one night.
It's all her fault, stupid woman.
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« Reply #20196 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 22:50:09 » |
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Through tired eyes, I've just thought that Dave Grohl was on the new lottery advert.
It was Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen.
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« Reply #20197 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 00:41:32 » |
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Reviews of hotels where people complain that the bedding wasn't changed daily..
It was YOU sleeping in it! Surely people don't change their bedding every night at home?!
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #20198 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 06:15:41 » |
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They've stopped selling SOME Ribena, I.e. Mainly the cartons marketed to kids. You can still buy the cordial. You've completely missed the point. They may stop selling ribena and Capri suns but still sell pop/cakes/sweets... |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #20199 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 07:12:44 » |
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And instead they'll load themselves up on aspartame. Fruit shoot anyone ??
Lay off the weed mate |
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« Reply #20200 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 07:58:19 » |
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Lay off the weed mate
Jayo - as a new parent you should be aware of the "sugar free" conundrum. |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #20201 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 08:01:14 » |
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I would never give my kid a fruit shoot. Sugar free or otherwise.
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Bewster
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« Reply #20202 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 08:06:04 » |
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I would never give my kid a fruit shoot. Sugar free or otherwise.
Good man ! |
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DMR
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« Reply #20203 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 08:06:44 » |
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There is an advert I keep hearing on Kiss, which I find profusely irritating. It’s an ad for a “smart 4x4” Merc and the premise is that some tart is trying to drag her bloke along to some cunty get-together and he is trying to give it a miss to watch the footy. It’s her condescending line that he’ll be “all sulky when they lose again” that winds me up. Sounds like she needs a good punch in the head.
The same advert leads me on to another irritant. She refers to the game as a “match” and for some reason this word annoys me. I’d always refer to football as a game. You never hear anyone in the pub before an Oxford or a City say this is a massive match. Surely the turn of phrase everyone says this is a “massive game.” Equally, if you nick it 4-2 in the last minute you;’d say ‘fuck me what a game,’ not ‘fuck me what a match’... wouldn’t you?
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« Reply #20204 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 08:09:16 » |
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The moral of this particular story is: don't listen to shit radio stations.
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