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« Reply #18915 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 20:33:58 » |
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There were 16 Thames Water vans parked against the TE this morning when I got my tickets.
WTF!
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wiggy
Whippet fancying, T-shirt flogging cunt
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« Reply #18916 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 20:40:53 » |
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Writing/revising an IT project brief for an interview tomorrow, and remembering why I never liked Prince2 and all its self-referencing psycho-bollocks. My brain is a whirl of deliverables and interfaces, when the project in question, in plain english, runs something like "purchase telephone system that will work alongside chosen software, and install it as quickly as possible with minimum disruption to staff".
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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4D
Or not 4D that is the question
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #18917 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 22:12:33 » |
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Shit drivers (again)
Driving through town I get a prick driving a crappy old land rover speed up to my bumper, and do the pretend overtake move on me. They then keep swerving around behind me sat about 3ft away. We are in town, a 30mph zone. If I stopped and put my fist through his face would I have been in trouble?
It does grate with me, wtf have I done to be on the receiving end of his twatishness. No, I'm not in a good mood.
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Honkytonk
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #18918 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 22:31:55 » |
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I'll admit to being a twenty something with a beard, but it's because I'm a lazy cunt rather than being a fashion choice - and it's a short one, not one of these stupid ones that are about 6" proud of the chin. I'll give it a trim to keep it from being unkempt once every couple of weeks but other than that it just gets left to its own devices.
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horlock07
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Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost
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« Reply #18919 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 23:04:12 » |
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No doubting it needs some work but £3bn.... what the hell are they repairing it with... Parliament may be abandoned - Bercow http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31703712 |
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Honkytonk
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #18920 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 23:28:43 » |
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Gold, alabaster and ebony. No, seriously. In all seriousness, for a Grade 1 listed building that has never been renovated, £3bn is probably only the tip of the iceberg... |
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Nemo
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« Reply #18921 on: Monday, March 2, 2015, 23:56:10 » |
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Yeah, that building is (by the sounds of it literally) dripping with gold. Could pawn it to an Oligarch to pay off the defecit and move parliament to Milton Keynes, I hear that's acceptable now.
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Batch
Not a Batch
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« Reply #18922 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 07:37:25 » |
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No doubting it needs some work but £3bn.... what the hell are they repairing it with...
taxpayers money? |
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DiV
Has also heard this
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #18923 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 07:54:33 » |
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Last shave, October! Looking proper scruffy
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jayohaitchenn
Wielder of the BANHAMMER
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« Reply #18924 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 08:09:17 » |
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Some of you may find this hard to believe as I am usually so well kept, but I last had a wet shave over 10 years ago. I could find out the date as it was my sister's wedding. Shaving is for mugs.
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herthab
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« Reply #18925 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 08:19:27 » |
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Personal choice innit? I tried the bearded look, it didn't suit. I fucking hate shaving but it's preferable to the alternative, at least in my case.
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It's All Good..............
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Peter Venkman
We don't need no stinking badges.
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Things can only get better
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« Reply #18926 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 08:21:41 » |
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Personal choice innit? I tried the bearded look, it didn't suit. I fucking hate shaving but it's preferable to the alternative, at least in my case.
I concur. I find it a little ironic that we both hate shaving yet choose to shave all of our head from neck upwards. |
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #18927 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 08:38:08 » |
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I have little choice in this climate.
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« Reply #18928 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 09:22:31 » |
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How fucking naff and cheesy is that ad for Qatar Airways, featuring the Barcelona XI.
It's embarrassing to watch.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #18929 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2015, 12:16:51 » |
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Some of you may find this hard to believe as I am usually so well kept
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