Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Honkytonk]

What has happened to all the cats eyes and painted white lines on major roads these days? Plus the shocking state of the road surfaces. It's like driving down a farm track on a lot of A roads these days. Not good enough!

Pretty sure Wiltshire Council's been hoiking cats eyes out of the roads near me and then not replacing them, leaving massive fucking holes in the middle of the road that only get bigger. Quite why I have no god-damn idea.

[kerry red]

Can't fucking sleep.

Although the upside is the  reruns of Father Ted on More 4.

[DarloSTFC84]

Can't fucking sleep.

Neither can I...

Although, I'm on nights... So that's probably why.

[Chubbs]

Same here. Day 4 and I'm still pissing out my arse....

[tans]

My tv now having a tinge of oxford united yellow all over it.

On the bright side i get to condemn it and get a new one

[Amir]

Same here. Day 4 and I'm still pissing out my arse....

You need antibiotics if it's been that long. Imodium is only any good for stopping you shitting yourself on a plane or something, it won't sort it.

[WR5]

I've spent nearly 20 quid on Imodium in 3 days. Share prices must be rocketing!!!

On the plus side I've lost half a stone. :-)

I took a packet of Imodium in one go before I did London Marathon as I was worried about "doing a Paula"

When I finally had shit it was like a Diamond 

[DarloSTFC84]

Terms like 'top banana' and 'cool beans'.

Fuck off.

[nigel grays a postie]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2936013/Bristol-City-seek-compensation-West-Ham-punished-playing-Diafra-Sakho.html

Bristol City still whining on........nit just us that they complain about. What is it about Bristol and not accepting defeat? It's like Rovers trying to get Wycombe relegated to Conerence instead of them over some alleged minor transfer irregularity

[Saxondale]

Bristol City are a massive club with a proud history stretching back 33 years.  The only reason they are not in the top 4, playing in Europe every year is that other teams and the football authorities cheat them out of it.

[Matchworn Shirts]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2936013/Bristol-City-seek-compensation-West-Ham-punished-playing-Diafra-Sakho.html

Bristol City still whining on........nit just us that they complain about. What is it about Bristol and not accepting defeat? It's like Rovers trying to get Wycombe relegated to Conerence instead of them over some alleged minor transfer irregularity

let's face it they need the money :-)

[Ironside]

Bristol City are a massive club with a proud history stretching back 33 years.  The only reason they are not in the top 4, playing in Europe every year is that other teams and the football authorities cheat them out of it.

Yep, it's not as if they're rubbish or anything, it's just their competitors don't play the game in the spirit it is meant to be played...

[Samdy Gray]

Looking at booking train tickets for me + one child to London on a Monday. The cheapest ticket is £55. How is that supposed to be encouraging me to use public transport over driving my car and polluting the atmosphere?

[Bob's Orange]

Looking at booking train tickets for me + one child to London on a Monday. The cheapest ticket is £55. How is that supposed to be encouraging me to use public transport over driving my car and polluting the atmosphere?

Try splitting the trip through Didcot. Sometimes this works out cheaper.

[jayohaitchenn]

Looking at booking train tickets for me + one child to London on a Monday. The cheapest ticket is £55. How is that supposed to be encouraging me to use public transport over driving my car and polluting the atmosphere?

Why would a privately owned rail company care about the environment over profit?