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« Reply #18225 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 12:54:29 »

First there were cars with eyelashes added, but now I've just seen one with fake reindeer antlers. Why? 
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« Reply #18226 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 13:19:31 »

First there were cars with eyelashes added, but now I've just seen one with fake reindeer antlers. Why? 
Because some people are a bit pathetic.
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« Reply #18227 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 13:54:34 »

First there were cars with eyelashes added, but now I've just seen one with fake reindeer antlers. Why? 

To impale pedestrians as trophies.
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« Reply #18228 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 14:04:26 »

First there were cars with eyelashes added, but now I've just seen one with fake reindeer antlers. Why? 
Because Iiiiiiiiitttssss Chrrrrriiiiiiiiiiisssstttmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss!
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« Reply #18229 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 17:13:05 »

 Lady Jenkin....Tory peer on the CoE parliamentary panel reporting about the rise in hunger and food banks in Britain, saying "the poor go hungry because they can't cook"

 This coming a couple of days after a report that the Lord and Lady Peers of the Realm, had voted not too use the same caterers as the Commons as a tax payer's money saving move, because they serve an inferior brand of champagne.
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« Reply #18230 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 18:34:33 »

Whilst we are on politics, what the fock was Farage on about in regard to being late to something in Wales.

He mentioned the m4 being crap and something about immigrants. Didn't catch the whole story on the news. Was it a bad attempt at a joke?
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« Reply #18231 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 18:48:16 »

Whilst we are on politics, what the fock was Farage on about in regard to being late to something in Wales.

He mentioned the m4 being crap and something about immigrants. Didn't catch the whole story on the news. Was it a bad attempt at a joke?

Don't worry, they've just suspended their General Secretary for "impropriety".

Considering this is fucking UKIP and they think it's an instant sacking offence, I suspect the redtops may have a good story for tomorrow...
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« Reply #18232 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 18:49:10 »

Whilst we are on politics, what the fock was Farage on about in regard to being late to something in Wales.

He mentioned the m4 being crap and something about immigrants. Didn't catch the whole story on the news. Was it a bad attempt at a joke?

It wasn't an attempt at a joke, I think he was trying to make the point that the high level of immigration has put a strain on our transport network. But given that he was traveling along the M4 on a Friday evening, particularly near the bottleneck around Newport, I don't think in this case it had much relevance.
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« Reply #18233 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 18:53:08 »

Don't worry, they've just suspended their General Secretary for "impropriety".

Considering this is fucking UKIP and they think it's an instant sacking offence, I suspect the redtops may have a good story for tomorrow...

Depends if it involves Farage - if so, we won't hear anything yet - Carter Ruck. The papers are still nervous about printing stories about high level corruption involving senior UKIP members and the Metropolitan Police.
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« Reply #18234 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 19:17:16 »

It wasn't an attempt at a joke, I think he was trying to make the point that the high level of immigration has put a strain on our transport network. But given that he was traveling along the M4 on a Friday evening, particularly near the bottleneck around Newport, I don't think in this case it had much relevance.
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« Reply #18235 on: Monday, December 8, 2014, 19:19:28 »

Whilst we are on politics, what the fock was Farage on about in regard to being late to something in Wales.

He mentioned the m4 being crap and something about immigrants. Didn't catch the whole story on the news. Was it a bad attempt at a joke?

Think Farage was moaning about traffic congestion caused by Welsh immigrants into England...
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« Reply #18236 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2014, 00:10:03 »

The massive increase in transport on our roads has always puzzled me. I started driving in 1987 when the UK population was around 57 million. The population is now around 65 million, an increase of about 14%. The number of cars on the road in that time has increased in my eyes by around 60%. Do people just travel on their own these days?
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« Reply #18237 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2014, 10:02:58 »

are you cross-eyed?
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« Reply #18238 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2014, 10:56:51 »

Just cross
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« Reply #18239 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 12:33:32 »

Do you ever just want to ram a car driven by a complete twat and to hell with the consequences?
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