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« Reply #17910 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 08:37:14 »

A cyclist I sometimes see who commutes along a busy road, get some luminous clothing fella, especially in this weather. Makes me nervous.
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« Reply #17911 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 08:46:22 »

I passed a cyclist one evening earlier this week, dressed head to toe in black with no lights at all.

That's a death wish.
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« Reply #17912 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 09:24:37 »

Why the forum time is 2 hours ahead of GMT  Smiley
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« Reply #17913 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 10:14:47 »

Poxy toasters.

That's the 3rd one gone rogue in less than 12 months.

Is it holding the blender hostage or something?
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« Reply #17914 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 10:31:09 »

Methinks the user could be to blame  Smiley
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« Reply #17915 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 10:53:15 »

I think I may have rammed an uncommonly thick slice into the fucker . . . But still!
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« Reply #17916 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 10:57:37 »

Just use the grill like a sensible person.
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« Reply #17917 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:03:06 »

Just use the grill like a sensible person.

Audrey has probably got Freudian reasons for ramming thick slices into slits, slots or slats.
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« Reply #17918 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:09:15 »

I passed a cyclist one evening earlier this week, dressed head to toe in black with no lights at all.

That's a death wish.

Since moving to London, I generally see at least 1 cyclist a day merrily cycling through a red light. And I don't mean when the lights are changing from Amber to red. Last week, some dick nearly cycled into me when I was crossing the road (red light, green man on) and today at Embankment some utter fuckwit decided that he would do the same.

Maybe I need that jumper those gimps in the Apprentice made to film these arseholes.

Before people jump on the cyclists back, I should point out that based on the number of cyclists in the capital, the % of poor cycling is very low.
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« Reply #17919 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:10:06 »

Just use the grill like a sensible person.

Grill takes forever . . .and you've got to turn it over!

Fuck that for a bit of toast
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« Reply #17920 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:10:41 »

Audrey has probably got Freudian reasons for ramming thick slices into slits, slots or slats.

You forgot sluts!
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« Reply #17921 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:12:04 »

If its any consolation my excellent toaster continues to delight.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #17922 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:15:24 »

Since moving to London...I should point out that based on the number of cyclists in the capital, the % of poor cycling is very low.

Nah, fuck that, there are some truly appalling cyclists out there, and I'm certain the percentage in London is higher. Due to the mass of people in London and the preponderance of people who give less than two shits about anyone else other than themselves, there are way more in London than anywhere else.

Would regularly nearly get knocked over by some knob when I was living there. It's a good reason to carry a bag around if nothing else, because if someone tries to knock you over you've got a weapon to return the favour.

Grill takes forever . . .and you've got to turn it over!

Fuck that for a bit of toast

But it makes excellent cheese on toast. Problem solved.
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« Reply #17923 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 11:35:49 »

Get one of those sandwich presses, Audrey. Or, a wide slot toaster.
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kerry red

« Reply #17924 on: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 12:26:44 »

If its any consolation my excellent toaster continues to delight.

But your toaster is a 2-slice model.

I partake of 3 slices before the day's travails
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