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« Reply #17490 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 09:21:41 » |
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Blimey, you actually fetch your own paper?
Your manservant busy eh?
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« Reply #17491 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 09:54:20 » |
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He's at home grinding my coffee beans and making my hummus.
Up date on this, Im now on a search round chippenham to actually find some where that sell the guardian, not just the torygraph and the mail.
Im going to have to go to waitrose aren't I.
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« Reply #17492 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 10:08:11 » |
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Ive just been into a shop to buy the paper. A lovely display for 'smart water - inspired by clouds'. Seriously I cannot find a font big enough to really emphasize fuck off quite enough.
And to make things work I get home open the paper and instead of my saturday magazine with exciting recipes from Yotam Otteleghi's new book, I get fabulous magazine and reality tv's richest stars part 1. It took me a while to realise that no the Guardian has not gone down market the idiots in the garage have put the suns supplements in the Guardian.
I realise that the later part of this whinge is very middle class. I apologise. Im off for some olives.
You can have mine...maybe the garage were confused by the Guardian mags headline " Women on their breasts" which consists of a double page spread of 100 pairs of tits  and then some writing and stuff with a few more of course being the Guardian not so pleasant close ups. |
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« Reply #17493 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 10:29:02 » |
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He's at home grinding my coffee beans and making my hummus.
Up date on this, Im now on a search round chippenham to actually find some where that sell the guardian, not just the torygraph and the mail.
Im going to have to go to waitrose aren't I.
It's alright, get some organic fairtrade coffee beans, Palestinian peace hummus, and Olives hand picked in greece by beautiful virgins who listen only to Greek folk music, which'll probably come to over a tenner, so you get your Guardian free with your MyWaitrose card. You do have a MyWaitrose card, right? |
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« Reply #17494 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 10:32:58 » |
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Im waiting for it to be delivered. By ethical free range post.
Anyway, must be off. Ive got the paper now and Ottolenghi has a lovely Sweet and sour leek with goats curd and currant recipe I simply must have a go at. What with me having goats curd in the fridge at all times.
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« Reply #17495 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 10:33:59 » |
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Im waiting for it to be delivered. By ethical free range post.
Anyway, must be off. Ive got the paper now and Ottolenghi has a lovely Sweet and sour leek with goats curd and currant recipe I simply must have a go at. What with me having goats curd in the fridge at all times.
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« Reply #17496 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 12:06:08 » |
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The KFC pulled chicken posters everywhere. Is that even possible?!
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« Reply #17497 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 12:56:27 » |
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The KFC pulled chicken posters everywhere. Is that even possible?!
Why wouldn't it be possible? |
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« Reply #17498 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 13:01:10 » |
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Why wouldn't it be possible?
I'm curious as well. |
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« Reply #17499 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 13:02:53 » |
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You ever tried pulling a chicken? Pigs are easy, they're desperate.
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« Reply #17500 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 13:52:28 » |
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Why wouldn't it be possible?
With pork, the longer you cook it the tenderer it becomes. Chicken dries out when over cooked. How do shred a chicken 'breast'. The idea just seems a bit wrong. |
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« Reply #17501 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 14:34:30 » |
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With pork, the longer you cook it the tenderer it becomes. Chicken dries out when over cooked. How do shred a chicken 'breast'.
The idea just seems a bit wrong.
You've got the wrong idea, you use the dark and fatty parts of the chicken and you don't cook it for as long as pork. Chicken thighs or the whole leg would probably be the best. Chicken thighs are awesome. |
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« Reply #17502 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 14:54:43 » |
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Boring without the lads playing today, if you need a laugh check out the bottom of League 2, our yellow friends really are SHIT!  |
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« Reply #17503 on: Saturday, September 6, 2014, 14:59:49 » |
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Boring without the lads playing today, if you need a laugh check out the bottom of League 2, our yellow friends really are SHIT! As well as rovers losing away to Braintree. O and the Braintree player that played for the penalty have a smirk to the rovers fan so one ran on the pitch and punched him... |
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« Reply #17504 on: Sunday, September 7, 2014, 13:59:50 » |
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Some cunt stole my bike maintenance stand
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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