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kerry red

« Reply #17250 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 10:10:12 »

dear god no, her mate looks like a horse that has been severely beaten with the ugly stick

Then perhaps she has invited the other fella in the hope of receiving a length
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« Reply #17251 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 16:30:53 »

I've got a tattoo booked for Saturday, with my left shin/calf being the intended destination of the tat. However, my legs are the current obsession of a few mosquitoes, they're slowly attempting to cover both legs with bites. None on the area of the tat so far, but I can almost put money on being bitten on Thursday or Friday...
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kerry red

« Reply #17252 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 16:34:25 »

Chav
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« Reply #17253 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 18:13:08 »

Yes indeed. Everyone with a tattoo is a chav.
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« Reply #17254 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 18:51:20 »

Yes indeed. Everyone with a tattoo is a chav.
Especially those birds with stars on them.

I personally look at them like being a kind of Trip Advisor advert.

For example, you get chatting to a Doris with three stars on her leg, you get straight on tripadvisor to find an appropriate 3 star hotel to take her to but you end up being disappointed all around because everything is already well used, a little bit grubby and not as 'advertised'.
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« Reply #17255 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 20:51:36 »

people walking in the cycle lane annoys the hell out of me. Why can't people tell the difference between a painting of a bike and a painting of a stick man.
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kerry red

« Reply #17256 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 20:57:18 »

Yes indeed. Everyone with a tattoo is a chav.

Tattoos should be restricted to sailors and jailbirds.

Don't get me started on piercings!
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« Reply #17257 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 21:01:14 »

I have a gang tattoo. Is that OK?
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kerry red

« Reply #17258 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 21:02:03 »

No

Unless you've been banged up  - in which case, carry on!
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« Reply #17259 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 21:06:09 »

No

Unless you've been banged up  - in which case, carry on!

What's your issue with tattoos and piercings then?
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« Reply #17260 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 23:03:50 »

What's your issue with tattoos and piercings then?

probably the same ones my mum has, but she's in her 60s... even my dad, who was massively against my eldest sister getting tats, got one for his 60th, and he loves it!
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« Reply #17261 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 23:25:34 »

probably the same ones my mum has, but she's in her 60s... even my dad, who was massively against my eldest sister getting tats, got one for his 60th, and he loves it!

Please tell me he got some sort of satanic symbol?..
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« Reply #17262 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 23:48:23 »

Please tell me he got some sort of satanic symbol?..

Massive knob all the way down his back, the balls nestled just above his crack, and a glorious spurt peeking out above his collar line.

Or 'Thug Lyfe' across his shoulders in Gothic Script.
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« Reply #17263 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 23:57:47 »

Massive knob all the way down his back, the balls nestled just above his crack, and a glorious spurt peeking out above his collar line.

Or 'Thug Lyfe' across his shoulders in Gothic Script.

That would be splendid.
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« Reply #17264 on: Thursday, August 7, 2014, 07:33:27 »

Carpe diem?
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