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« Reply #17235 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 13:46:19 » |
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My girlfriend going away for the weekend with a (female) friend who has now also invited a dude who fancies my other half - and I reckon he will gladly try it on (based on past experiences)
Silly cow
I bet this geezer has been going all along. How convenient you’ve only just found out a few days before. What’s the probability her female friend isn’t even going away with her either? |
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Costanza
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« Reply #17236 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 13:56:06 » |
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This fellow is clearly down with O.P.P.
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #17237 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 14:05:16 » |
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My girlfriend going away for the weekend with a (female) friend who has now also invited a dude who fancies my other half - and I reckon he will gladly try it on (based on past experiences)
Silly cow
I think you should invite yourself and see what reaction you get. (This really should be in the 'dear drs ' thread - the tefs own agony uncle) |
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DMR
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« Reply #17238 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 14:09:19 » |
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Perhaps you could flog him some shit memorabilia when he climbs off your bird
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #17239 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 14:13:38 » |
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Perhaps you could flog him some shit memorabilia when he climbs off your bird
At 1000% mark up. |
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« Reply #17240 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 15:05:18 » |
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I bet this geezer has been going all along. How convenient you’ve only just found out a few days before. What’s the probability her female friend isn’t even going away with her either?
First sentence is bang on. |
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Leggett
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« Reply #17241 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 15:56:56 » |
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her boss did try it on - see showed me the texts. He even turned up at the house with flowers for her
your missus sounds ace, can I get her number? |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #17242 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2014, 21:22:03 » |
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your missus sounds ace, can I get her number?
I'll dm you it. |
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Git facked
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« Reply #17243 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 07:57:05 » |
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I'll dm you it.
Hahahaha you are so cruel! just trust your missus. Even if he does try it on, takes two to tango and either 1) she tells him to fuck off and you have a nice loyal girlfriend or 2) she bangs him and you've got a cunt on your hands so you can get rid. If you dont trust her then you shouldnt really be with her. |
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« Reply #17244 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 08:33:46 » |
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Hahahaha you are so cruel!
just trust your missus. Even if he does try it on, takes two to tango and either 1) she tells him to fuck off and you have a nice loyal girlfriend or 2) she bangs him and you've got a cunt on your hands so you can get rid.
If you dont trust her then you shouldnt really be with her.
I trust her absolutely, I just don't like the fact that her friend actively trys to set her up with other men so blatantly. |
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« Reply #17245 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 08:35:16 » |
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Slip her mate one, then!
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« Reply #17246 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 08:46:55 » |
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What did you say to her boss when he brought the flowers around?  |
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Costanza
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« Reply #17247 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 08:47:42 » |
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Currently signed off work with a slipped disc.
Mildly annoyed.
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« Reply #17248 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 09:08:02 » |
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Slip her mate one, then!
dear god no, her mate looks like a horse that has been severely beaten with the ugly stick |
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Leggett
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« Reply #17249 on: Wednesday, August 6, 2014, 09:41:04 » |
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Which means she'll try harder. Get on it!
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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