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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:27:44 »

Thanks MR. Not fluent in chav myself Smiley

one does not want to speak such poor English. i get ya
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:27:52 »

Whatever lucus is guttless.
He wouldnt last when were in the championship nxt season.

Lucas is one the of the nicest blokes you could wish to meet, and was devastated on Monday night.

Just piss off
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 11:35:45 »

I've been to David Lucas house in Swindon. Before he even lived there.  Advance stalking.

Erm, er. Why did I post this?!
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:06:27 »

Something playing on your mind Batch?
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Lucas in skirting board fury
Swindon Town's play-off final hopes were dented last night as 1st choice keeper David Lucas' recovery schedule was set back by the discovery that some time prior to him moving in to his Swindon home, someone had defacated behind the skirting boards, then nailed them back in place. The Swindon stopper, 32, was incandescent last night as he admitted "Some filthy bastard's shit behind my skirting board. It must have happened before I moved in, because I can assure you, I'm not in the habit of removing my skirting boards and dumping behind them. I don't know if I'll be in the right frame of mind for the final now. It plays on your mind - I mean, who does that?"
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:07:28 »

Something playing on your mind Batch?


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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:09:14 »

I'd expect a man of the classics to be able to spell 'defecated' properly...
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:11:39 »

I'd expect a man of the classics to be able to spell 'defecated' properly...
To be fair, nev, it didn't come up very often in translating snippets of the Illiad or Plato's Republic. But good spot. I'm duly chastened.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:28:32 »

Lets ask george wood  who is the best keeper.
all im sayin is tht i think that smith sould be in goal for the final. smith is beter than lucus.
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:31:24 »

Lets ask george wood  who is the best keeper.
all im sayin is tht i think that smith sould be in goal for the final. smith is beter than lucus.

I love Smithy and there's no denying he is a great shot stopper. However, Lucas is a better all round keeper. We don't have to ask George Wood, Danny Wilson picks the team and a fit Lucas is guaranteed a starting place.
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:34:11 »

Aha, just remembered. This is from the man who brought us the "hurd it 2 or 3 weeks ago" inanity in the "Paynter dropped from play-offs because he's signed for Leeds" bullshit. Baaaaaahhhhh!

didnt say he was droped cus he was going to leeds, all i hurd was that was off to leeds n we were guna use the money to buy wardy.
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:34:36 »

Both a lot better than Brez!!!
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:36:38 »

didnt say he was droped cus he was going to leeds, all i hurd was that was off to leeds n we were guna use the money to buy wardy.

what money?

he's on a free if he doesn't sign his contract
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:38:24 »

Lets ask george wood  who is the best keeper.
all im sayin is tht i think that smith sould be in goal for the final. smith is beter than lucus.

No you are not you thick cunt


you called Lucas a bottler !
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:18:03 »

To be fair, nev, it didn't come up very often in translating snippets of the Illiad or Plato's Republic. But good spot. I'm duly chastened.

As a man of the classics, surely Iliad. Is it the classical theme that has got Studs spelling Lucus in its Latin form?

Ooh, this site is definitely on the up. 75% Bollocus at most.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:18:43 »

Lets ask george wood  who is the best keeper.
all im sayin is tht i think that smith sould be in goal for the final. smith is beter than lucus.
No need to bother George Wood. We could just ask anyone who:
a) Has actually been to see the team play this season
b) Can spell the very common and quite simple words "heard", "that", "next", "better" and "defecated" (See, I'm not picking on you) and indeed the keeper's name. It's Lucas, doofus
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