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« on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 09:53:43 »

he shouldn't be underestimated.

i downloaded i'm alan series 2 and every episode is a gem.

"butter my arse"
"cook a cat"
"lynne, you're remarkably happy considering it's the first anniversary of your mothers' death"

my favoruite little bit is the caller who would like to go to legoland windsor with sean connerry  
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:01:26 »

Dan..... DAN...... Dan...... DAN

'Didn't hear me..... DAN'

 
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:02:59 »

Sunday, bloody Sunday :smile1:

The first two series have to be up there with the best comedy of all time.  He's trying to make a film now I think  :|
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:05:12 »

Quote from: "Amir Khan"
Sunday, bloody Sunday :smile1:

The first two series have to be up there with the best comedy of all time.  He's trying to make a film now I think  :|


I'm sorry to tell you Alan, but that song's about a massacre, Bloody Sunday.

Huh, I'm never listening to that song again.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:07:58 »

I'm afraid someone's graffitied your car Mr. Partridge.


What does it say? Twat?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:09:17 »

Lynne, I'm not driving a mini metro!

Just open your mouth and try to talk, see what happens.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:14:59 »

Alan Partridge is a god.  Knowing me...knowing you.... was just superb.  The one with Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead III still makes me wet my pants everytime i see it.

Steve Coogan is a legend.  I have that CD he did as Tony Ferrino, absolutely quality.  I have every single video etc etc of Alan Partridge but the missus hates him so i hardly get to watch them!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:18:01 »

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Glenn Ponder and

...Debonair
...Ferrari
...Savourfair
etc.

Brilliant!
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:19:40 »

Quote from: "Amir Khan"
I'm afraid someone's graffitied your car Mr. Partridge.

Cheesy

COOK PASS BABTRIDGE
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:21:54 »

You shouldn't have done this OF.

I'm going to be doing quotes all day now. :?
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:24:45 »

lets not forget the 2 best catchphrases of all time as far as I'm concerned

Cashback
Back of the net Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:25:28 »

Fernando?  Yes it's your dad.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:26:12 »

Cliff Thorburn is not a presenter, he's a snooker player, he's an unknown quantity!
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:28:01 »

the best one is when he's pissing off all the farmers & gets the posh bloke on the radio & talks about mutated tomatos with beaks, & putting a spinal column in a bap  Cheesy

http://www.alanattack.co.uk/sounds/imalan/water/interview.mp3
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:55:12 »

Ruddy-hell, it's Soft Cell.
Jurassic Park!

Partridge's best moment for me was his football build up to USA '94... His commentary. (On the Day Today)

SHIT! Did you see that.

TWAT!

STRIKER!

That player has a foot like a traction engine

Goal.... and another one.

 
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