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« Reply #15 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:26:46 »

No, sorry, I can't get further than page one. It makes me want to stab somebody or something.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:28:33 »

Christ, I'm off!
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:42:15 »

What I love about that first post is that whilst describing the car that ran over her fob batteries, she describes it as 'blue'.

How many times have you had that conversation with a bird....

Me : What kind of car was it?
Her : A red one
Me : No, what kind of car
Her : A red one
Me : No, what make
Her : A red one
Me : No, a Ford, a BMW, a Renault or what?
Her : A red one
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:50:50 »

Well i thought..........

Dear Husband

Dear Boyfriend

Dear Son

Didn't see Dear Daughter though.

Did I get that wrong?

Well that's what I reckoned.

I think we may have stumbled across a language what is to women as Elvish is to nerds.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:51:58 »

It's in the acronym section geniuses.
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:53:26 »

Acronym section? Have you been exploring on that women's website? You have haven't you!

Poof.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:58:12 »

Acronym section? Have you been exploring on that women's website? You have haven't you!

Poof.

It's hidden deep within the big 'Acronym' button at the top of the screen.


I have picked up some good tips on how to best implement a naughty step though.
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:59:49 »

I have picked up some good tips on how to best implement a naughty step though.

Is that an aid to a knee trembler with a shorter woman?
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:01:08 »

How many times have you had that conversation with a bird....

Me : What kind of car was it?
Her : A red one
Me : No, what kind of car
Her : A red one
Me : No, what make
Her : A red one
Me : No, a Ford, a BMW, a Renault or what?
Her : A red one

ha it's just the same when they say the want to buy a new car.

Oh yeah, what kind you after?

Oh I dunno... something blue.
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:04:31 »

It's hidden deep within the big 'Acronym' button at the top of the screen.


I have picked up some good tips on how to best implement a naughty step though.

Ah, right under the baby name finder.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 00:09:45 »

Link was posted on another forum I frequent.

You mean there are other forums out there? Fuck me it's like Lost this
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