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« Reply #195 on: Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 20:45:17 » |
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The new man city advert.
Webuyanycunt.com
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Webuyanycunt.com -- any race, any size, any age, any price from £50 to a hundred mil.
Enter your squad number now at Webuyanycunt.com
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #196 on: Wednesday, August 25, 2010, 22:25:55 » |
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If a tree falls and kills a woman, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Jean-Francois is God
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« Reply #197 on: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 08:47:24 » |
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No wonder you manage to charm all the ladies with humour like that my friend.
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« Reply #198 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:04:34 » |
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My mate is in love with two school bags.
Reckons he's bi-satchel.
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Morgan Freeman
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« Reply #199 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:07:29 » |
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My mate is in love with two school bags.
Reckons he's bi-satchel.
Did you get that from Tim Vine? I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. ' I'm not gambling.' I said, 'The steaks are too high. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #200 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:10:48 » |
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My son came home from school looking all excited.
"I got a B on my reading test," he told me.
"That's a fucking F," I replied.
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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I drop beats from this processed meat.
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« Reply #201 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:15:44 » |
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I'm downloading the Qu'ran from an ebook site. I've got a slow connection but it should be done by Saturday the 11th. I'm putting it on disk, if anyone wants one I can burn a few copies?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #202 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:21:21 » |
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I was busy having sex with the wife when I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I hate fucking in the bath.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #203 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:22:09 » |
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Was asked to go see my Ex-Girlfriend today.
One thing led to another and we ended up having sex.
police weren't too happy though
I was only supposed to identify the body
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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« Reply #204 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:22:58 » |
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I played football on a plane once.
There I was, running down the wing..
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« Reply #205 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:26:09 » |
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Velcro.
What a rip off that is.
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Morgan Freeman
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« Reply #206 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:27:46 » |
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You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong.
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« Reply #207 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:28:15 » |
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Alphabet grenades.
They can spell disaster.
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« Reply #208 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:29:02 » |
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Paul Mcartney once got his ex wife Heather Mills a plane for Christmas...took 2 inches off her inside leg.
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Morgan Freeman
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« Reply #209 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:30:54 » |
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I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...' ..
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