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« Reply #150 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 00:06:38 »

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?



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« Reply #151 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 10:55:22 »

OK Its offical no-one else in the world apart from us 3/4 remembers rude dog and the dweebs!
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« Reply #152 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 10:56:47 »

i went to a charity ball for women who had lost their legs last night....the place was crawling with fanny.
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« Reply #153 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 10:57:01 »

Hello der RD.

Used to love that.
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« Reply #154 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 11:00:23 »

OK Its offical no-one else in the world apart from us 3/4 remembers rude dog and the dweebs!

I do. Can you remember the theme tune? It was pretty ace.
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« Reply #155 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 11:07:06 »

Yes - Ive been singing it in my head since yesterday!
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« Reply #156 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 11:47:57 »

i went to a charity ball for women who had lost their legs last night....the place was crawling with fanny.

Dancefloor looked like my patio after the snails have been out.
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« Reply #157 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 13:00:47 »

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby".
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« Reply #158 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 15:40:27 »

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

Ha.

I like that
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« Reply #159 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 15:44:58 »

My kids want a dog but I've refused to get them a Labrador.

It's frightening how many Labrador owners you see that have gone blind.
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« Reply #160 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 17:35:20 »

Seems the Police have a sense of humour as well, the punch line comes at the end...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115
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« Reply #161 on: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 17:37:31 »

Hahaha.  Nice.
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« Reply #162 on: Saturday, July 24, 2010, 17:32:38 »

Police in Ireland have uncovered what is believed to be a mass burial plot for Snowmen, an English expert has said it is just a field of carrots.
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« Reply #163 on: Saturday, July 24, 2010, 19:03:36 »

All I seem to remember about it was the theme song, Rude Dog drove a pink cadillac and they lived/worked in a workshop of sorts.

I only found out recently that they only made one series of it and it was all to market clothing.

Good knowledge - I have my own nerdfact to add here. Rude dog was voiced by the same guy who did Raphael in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He also did "Pinky" from "Pinky and the Brain".
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« Reply #164 on: Sunday, July 25, 2010, 06:57:16 »


Mick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
and towards the end of the programme had already won $500,000.

"You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "but for
$1 million you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.

Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "OK. The question is: which of
the following birds does NOT build it's own nest?
(a) Robin, (b) Sparrow, (c) cuckoo, or (d) thrush."
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use my last lifeline and
phone my friend Paddy back home in Ballygoon."

Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the
question to him. "Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's
simple......it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick.
"I'm fookin sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, "I'll go with
cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your! final answer?" asked the host.
"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is
the correct answer! Mick, you've won $1 million!"

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a
drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in God's name did you know it was the
cuckoo that doesn't build it's own nest? I mean you know fook-all
about birds."

"For fooks sake!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a fookin cuckoo
lives in a clock!"
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