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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #90 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 17:54:31 »

I fell out of a 600 story building and lived.

It was a library.

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Being a pornstar is brilliant...

I'm getting more head than Princess Diana's dashboard.
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« Reply #91 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 19:55:15 »

The metropolitan police are looking for a racist muslim attacker.


They hung up on Head Hurts me when i asked for an application form.

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« Reply #92 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:17:02 »

watching england friday so here's mine now........
Two jamaican women sitting on the bus with they're young children , one says to the other " is he teething yet? "  the other replies  " yes him already got me two laptops and an i phone "
Whats got 8 legs and a big black cunt ?
the A team
whats the difference between lenny henry and thierry henry ?

thierry henry is still fucking french!

what's racist and has a small penis?
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« Reply #93 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:21:40 »

what's racist and has a small penis?

Most people on here?
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« Reply #94 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:36:52 »

Robert green was given special training today and he faced 2000 shots and never conceded any, tomoorow him & heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
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« Reply #95 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 06:51:18 »

Most people on here?

Hey most of us aren't racist Cheesy
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« Reply #96 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 06:59:12 »

What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?

One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.........oh wait a minute!
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 14:36:17 »


There is now more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on research into Alzheimer's disease.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky tits and huge erections, with absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. 
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:38:36 »

Most people on here?

Where do you get that from? It's not something I've noticed on here. And even though my Dad was a copper, I can assure you that I'm not.
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:40:39 »

Where do you get that from? It's not something I've noticed on here. And even though my Dad was a copper, I can assure you that I'm not.

Tongue in cheek to be honest.  I'm no comedian, mind.
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« Reply #100 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:47:03 »

Tongue in cheek to be honest.  I'm no comedian, mind.

You have your moments..............quite large gaps in-between though tbh.
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:48:02 »

You have your moments..............quite large gaps in-between though tbh.

It's a shoot on sight policy - one is bound to go in eventually.
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« Reply #102 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 16:39:54 »

Jonathan Douglas would disagree with that statement.
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« Reply #103 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 22:04:56 »

The England players visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning.
"It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible", said Jamal Umboto aged 6......
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« Reply #104 on: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 01:41:57 »

 Cheesy

It wasn't posted on a Friday, but it made me smile, Willy-Wonka.
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