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« on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 11:27:19 »

Great journalist names of our times...

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 12:44:05 »

That has to be a spoof-a la "The Day Today"!
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 12:45:47 »

The Town squad are doing their last training session before the weekends game, Billy Paynter gets the ball and takes it round Amankwaah and then round Jfl, he then takes round Nouble and Thompson before dribbling it round Pericard and Marshall. At this pint Wilson shouts "Billy, I said driblle round the cones, round the fucking Cones Billy!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 12:48:15 »

That has to be a spoof-a la "The Day Today"!

Nope!

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We got in touch with a chum at the Times who admitted that "poor Roger always seems to end up with this kind of story".

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/26/boys_choir/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Boyes
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 12:49:04 »

The Town squad are doing their last training session before the weekends game, Billy Paynter gets the ball and takes it round Amankwaah and then round Jfl, he then takes round Nouble and Thompson before dribbling it round Pericard and Marshall. At this pint Wilson shouts "Billy, I said driblle round the cones, round the fucking Cones Billy!  Soapy Tit Wank


Ban Penhill Red!!!!!!!
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 13:00:08 »

WACCOE might be full of overblown egos when it come to football, but they do have some good threads.

http://www.waccoe.com/index.php?showtopic=178278

We could do with a few like that.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 14:34:48 »

You obviously read WACCOE more than the TEF, or you've missed the ones on here.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 14:46:50 »

The Town squad are doing their last training session before the weekends game, Billy Paynter gets the ball and takes it round Amankwaah and then round Jfl, he then takes round Nouble and Thompson before dribbling it round Pericard and Marshall. At this pint Wilson shouts "Billy, I said driblle round the cones, round the fucking Cones Billy!  Soapy Tit Wank

Youve obviously adapted that one from the england version...
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 14:54:17 »

Just back from a wonderful holiday with the wife, I really enjoyed it. Splashing around in the sea, then she buried me in the sand and I did the same to her, cant wait for next year to go back and dig her up, if I can find the spot.


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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 14:55:02 »

In a recent survey of males that live in Blackbird Leys, 95% admitted having sex in the showers.
The other 5% haven't been to jail yet!
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 15:42:11 »

That rascsist joke reminded me I had a rude dream that involved Billy Paynter last night!!  Embarrassed Eek
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 15:53:21 »

That rascsist joke reminded me I had a rude dream that involved Billy Paynter last night!!  Embarrassed Eek

Was he dribbling around your cones?
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:00:24 »

 Cheesy
I felt a bit full of wrong when I woke up!
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:09:39 »

Cheesy
I felt a bit full of Paynter when I woke up!

Corrected for you.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:39:29 »

A man goes to the chemist and asks the lady behind the counter for 4,999 condoms...fuck me exclaims the the girl looking shocked....in that case make it 5000 says the man.
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