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« Reply #330 on: Sunday, May 27, 2018, 10:11:29 »

Jurgen Klopp said to Karius after the game, Why didn't you stop the ball ?, Karius replied i thought that was what the net is for
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« Reply #331 on: Friday, June 1, 2018, 16:06:12 »

I am typing this on behalf of Peter Venkman who wonders why his eye drops come in a bottle indistinguishable from that of Superglue.
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« Reply #333 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 08:23:23 »

A day late...and NSFW

https://twitter.com/i/status/1035521651117576193
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« Reply #334 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 13:50:36 »

Not as late as this one:

Hugo should have tipped that last shot over the bar.
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« Reply #336 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 15:43:44 »

My village is holding their annual incest competition.

I've entered my sister.
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« Reply #337 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 16:37:53 »

My village is holding their annual incest competition.

I've entered my sister.


Waheyy! Was your father a Baker?
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« Reply #338 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:22:40 »

My village is holding their annual incest competition.

I've entered my sister.

Living in Somerset, hard to tell if this is a joke or not?
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« Reply #339 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:27:30 »

Living in Somerset, hard to tell if this is a joke or not?
Coming from Swindon with my sister still living there...you tell me!
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« Reply #340 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:52:30 »

In a similar vein..

How do you know when your sister is on?

Your dad's cock tastes funny.
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« Reply #341 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2018, 09:15:05 »

You're having the snip eh?  Will it make a vas deferens to your sex life?
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« Reply #342 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2018, 09:32:34 »

You're having the snip eh?  Will it make a vas deferens to your sex life?

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« Reply #343 on: Saturday, September 22, 2018, 20:13:03 »

I know it's a day late but this is fucking wonderful...may I present, a Flerfers interpretation and "explanation" of the equinoxes...

https://www.livescience.com/63648-flat-earth-explanation-for-the-equinox.html?
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« Reply #344 on: Sunday, September 23, 2018, 11:54:26 »

I know it's a day late but this is fucking wonderful...may I present, a Flerfers interpretation and "explanation" of the equinoxes...

https://www.livescience.com/63648-flat-earth-explanation-for-the-equinox.html?

These guy's are fucking amazing.

Gem's include "How does water get high up if rivers only run down hill", "why are people not upside down in Australia" and, one of my personal favourites. "If the earth is curved, why are rail-roads not curved."

As for anything to do with Australia. Many are convinced it doesn't even exist.
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