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« Reply #330 on: Sunday, May 27, 2018, 11:11:29 »

Jurgen Klopp said to Karius after the game, Why didn't you stop the ball ?, Karius replied i thought that was what the net is for
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« Reply #331 on: Friday, June 1, 2018, 17:06:12 »

I am typing this on behalf of Peter Venkman who wonders why his eye drops come in a bottle indistinguishable from that of Superglue.
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« Reply #332 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2018, 17:20:52 »

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« Reply #333 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 09:23:23 »

A day late...and NSFW

https://twitter.com/i/status/1035521651117576193
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« Reply #334 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 14:50:36 »

Not as late as this one:

Hugo should have tipped that last shot over the bar.
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« Reply #335 on: Friday, September 7, 2018, 11:38:57 »

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« Reply #336 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 16:43:44 »

My village is holding their annual incest competition.

I've entered my sister.
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« Reply #337 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:37:53 »

My village is holding their annual incest competition.

I've entered my sister.


Waheyy! Was your father a Baker?
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« Reply #338 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 18:22:40 »

My village is holding their annual incest competition.

I've entered my sister.

Living in Somerset, hard to tell if this is a joke or not?
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« Reply #339 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 18:27:30 »

Living in Somerset, hard to tell if this is a joke or not?
Coming from Swindon with my sister still living there...you tell me!
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« Reply #340 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 18:52:30 »

In a similar vein..

How do you know when your sister is on?

Your dad's cock tastes funny.
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« Reply #341 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2018, 10:15:05 »

You're having the snip eh?  Will it make a vas deferens to your sex life?
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« Reply #342 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2018, 10:32:34 »

You're having the snip eh?  Will it make a vas deferens to your sex life?

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