Gordon Fucking Brown

[pauld]

Disagree. They don't have the crispiness that fries have.

No, arriba's right. Proper British chips should have some heft to them, not these pissy-arse American things all you youngsters scarf down

[Samdy Gray]

Fuck you, Tyrone. The two are separable. Never tried dripping, even in my "pre-ponce" days, because it always struck me as indescribably rank (plus we were far too posh for that sort of muck) but I'll happily admit I'd kill for a decent veggie black pudding. Not very likely I know but there you go....

[Coca Fola]

No, arriba's right. Proper British chips should have some heft to them, not these pissy-arse American things all you youngsters scarf down

How about a mutated mixture of the two? 

[pauld]

Yeah, I wasn't being entirely serious tbh. But I'll take my worm like a man

[Talk Talk]

Now't wrong with dripping. I was mourning it the other day. So we are going to have roast pork on Sunday and get a cupful in the fridge.

[Tails]

Now't wrong with dripping. I was mourning it the other day. So we are going to have roast pork on Sunday and get a cupful in the fridge.

That's disgusting.

I'm voting Labour now just because you disgust me so much.

[Talk Talk]

That's disgusting.

I'm voting Labour now just because you disgust me so much.

 

I won't be voting for anybody - spoilt ballot paper with "None of the above - all the same, all evil, lying, cheating cunts' scrawled across it. It doesn't matter who 'wins' anyway, their days are numbered.

[Tails]

Why are their days numbered Alan? I thought the economy was looking better. Plus small chips are shit anyway.

[Coca Fola]

Plus small chips are shit anyway.