An email i recieved

[Chubbs]

I may just play along with this if i can be bothered.
Got this email from woman who calls herself aleksandra

"Hallo!Hallo mijn nieuwe vriend, zag ik uw profiel op een dating site, I like it very much. Ik wil de best mogelijke manier om u te leren kennen. Ik ben intelligent, vriendelijk, aanhankelijk, eenzaam meisje. Op zoek naar een man voor een serieuze relatie. Als ik al niet veel belangstelling, dan schrijf ik in mijn e-mailadres. Dus we zullen zijn handig om te communiceren met je. Hier is mijn e-mailadres xxxxx. Wachten op een brief van u binnenkort!"

To me that looks like ducth? (correct me if im wrong) Now i dont read dutch but i can make out pretty much what shes saying, She also sent me a littel picture, no despite he being rather attractive i am not one to fall for these type of things so i emailed back asking which dating site she found me on and i that look forward to her sending me links to her porn site for which i will me asked to pay for yadda yadda.

I have just recieved a reply

Hello!!!I am very grateful to you for what you have so quickly responded to my message. I am pleased to know that I am as interested in you and that you just want to know about me more. I hope that we will have interesting links with you and maybe even will have the opportunity to meet with you in the future. I certainly do not promise you this, but who knows what awaits us in the future. Well, let's leave it and let God himself will determine our future. this is my first letter to you and if you honestly, I thought a bit about what I write to you in the first letter. I never got acquainted in this way, so I do not know how it all happens. Well, perhaps it would be better if I write you now a little about yourself. I think that you have to imagine me, it's important for our acquaintance. Do you agree with me? Well, my name Aleksandra.I was born and live in the beautiful city of St. Petersburg, Russia. I am 30 years old. At a sign horoscope I cancer. I am a single woman with higher education and I have never been married. I had earlier with men, but the relationship had never been married. Perhaps this is even better, because I did not feel in the relationship of true love. I like all the romantic dream of a woman's real, sincere love and I hope that I meet that man who will love me for real. Maybe it's you? (You shocked?) Excuse me, I'm just rushing to conclusions. Of course we need to know about each other more and only then can we think about it ...... Something I started to write not about that. I wanted to tell you about myself, but that's already started to write about their dreams. Excuse me. What more can I tell you about myself. I live one in a cosy small apartment in St. Petersburg and enjoy a life. The most part of time I work, but it does not prevent to me have a rest, sports and fun. I have no time to miss, because I always positive and active. Speaking of my work. I work stamotologom in children's hospital! About my hobby. I love to listen to music and collecting music discs. I already have about 1500 titles. My favorite singers are Madonna, Rihana, Cc Keitg and many others. I like pop music, so I have many favorite artists. Well, I think that this letter came out very big. I hope you are not tired of reading this letter? I finish this my letter and now Bud Oujda response from you. In the next letter I will write you more about myself and just tell you about their parents. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask, what interests you. I am very pleased to answer all your questions. Well, very much look forward to your response and your story about yourself. Sincerely your new friend from Russia Aleksandra.

Now im no language expert but that first email isnt written in russian :-)

Im tempted to play along a bit....

[pauld]

a) I think it is Dutch yes
b) Well done, by confirming that the spam was sent to a valid email address, you've set yourself up for an absolute deluge

[Nemo]

"Hallo!Hallo mijn nieuwe vriend, zag ik uw profiel op een dating site, I like it very much"

It doesn't appear to be written in one single language to be honest.

[Chubbs]

a) I think it is Dutch yes
b) Well done, by confirming that the spam was sent to a valid email address, you've set yourself up for an absolute deluge

if you saw my hotmail inbox you'd understand why i couldnt care less about some spam :-)

[DV]

fascinating.

[BANGKOK RED]

Now im no language expert

*Grammar Nazi*

No shit Sherlock!

[DMR]

if you saw my hotmail inbox you'd understand why i couldnt care less about some spam :-)

Me too.

17,000 and counting.

[leefer]

I may just play along with this if i can be bothered.
Got this email from woman who calls herself aleksandra

"Hallo!Hallo mijn nieuwe vriend, zag ik uw profiel op een dating site, I like it very much. Ik wil de best mogelijke manier om u te leren kennen. Ik ben intelligent, vriendelijk, aanhankelijk, eenzaam meisje. Op zoek naar een man voor een serieuze relatie. Als ik al niet veel belangstelling, dan schrijf ik in mijn e-mailadres. Dus we zullen zijn handig om te communiceren met je. Hier is mijn e-mailadres xxxxx. Wachten op een brief van u binnenkort!"

To me that looks like ducth? (correct me if im wrong) Now i dont read dutch but i can make out pretty much what shes saying, She also sent me a littel picture, no despite he being rather attractive i am not one to fall for these type of things so i emailed back asking which dating site she found me on and i that look forward to her sending me links to her porn site for which i will me asked to pay for yadda yadda.

I have just recieved a reply

Hello!!!I am very grateful to you for what you have so quickly responded to my message. I am pleased to know that I am as interested in you and that you just want to know about me more. I hope that we will have interesting links with you and maybe even will have the opportunity to meet with you in the future. I certainly do not promise you this, but who knows what awaits us in the future. Well, let's leave it and let God himself will determine our future. this is my first letter to you and if you honestly, I thought a bit about what I write to you in the first letter. I never got acquainted in this way, so I do not know how it all happens. Well, perhaps it would be better if I write you now a little about yourself. I think that you have to imagine me, it's important for our acquaintance. Do you agree with me? Well, my name Aleksandra.I was born and live in the beautiful city of St. Petersburg, Russia. I am 30 years old. At a sign horoscope I cancer. I am a single woman with higher education and I have never been married. I had earlier with men, but the relationship had never been married. Perhaps this is even better, because I did not feel in the relationship of true love. I like all the romantic dream of a woman's real, sincere love and I hope that I meet that man who will love me for real. Maybe it's you? (You shocked?) Excuse me, I'm just rushing to conclusions. Of course we need to know about each other more and only then can we think about it ...... Something I started to write not about that. I wanted to tell you about myself, but that's already started to write about their dreams. Excuse me. What more can I tell you about myself. I live one in a cosy small apartment in St. Petersburg and enjoy a life. The most part of time I work, but it does not prevent to me have a rest, sports and fun. I have no time to miss, because I always positive and active. Speaking of my work. I work stamotologom in children's hospital! About my hobby. I love to listen to music and collecting music discs. I already have about 1500 titles. My favorite singers are Madonna, Rihana, Cc Keitg and many others. I like pop music, so I have many favorite artists. Well, I think that this letter came out very big. I hope you are not tired of reading this letter? I finish this my letter and now Bud Oujda response from you. In the next letter I will write you more about myself and just tell you about their parents. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask, what interests you. I am very pleased to answer all your questions. Well, very much look forward to your response and your story about yourself. Sincerely your new friend from Russia Aleksandra.

Now im no language expert but that first email isnt written in russian :-)

Im tempted to play along a bit....

Yep...then they promise the mug more with provocative pictures then it goes.
If you coldze zend mees a thousands euros for mize air planes trip to lovly Londonze i vill makes you verys appy.

The mug sends the dosh and you dont hear from them again,plenty of rich mugs in Britain so i suppose its very lucrative.

[DMR]

If I was proper loaded, I'd burn a grand or 2 on such a scam, just in case

[Ralphy]

Play along. Say can you come to Russia and stop in her 'cosy appartement' in St Petersberg.

[RobertT]

Beat her to the con and ask her for a couple of grand for the ticket to Russia, ask her for her Bank details first.  Then send her some adverts for Viagra and some viruses.

[4D]

Did she send you a picture?

[Fred Elliot]

Scam bait her/him

[Ardiles]

Some guys get all the luck!  Why do things like this never happen to me?  She sounds like a real catch.

[Spy]

Beat her to the con and ask her for a couple of grand for the ticket to Russia

This.