The Crap Present Thread!

[chalkies_shorts]

Guilty as charged but I'm old and knackered and have had a relationship with STFC longer than I've been married. With such excitement as Eva Longoria I very much doubt I'd even get my trousers off before I spurted so STFC it is for me.
But you never actually answered my question. Would you like to do so.

[Fred Elliot]

Santa bought me an IPhone (not delivered yet on the account of Dave's lot being lazy cunts)

Have just taken delivery of one smashed up I Phone

Fucking Ralphy and Dave  :cunt:

[Samdy Gray]

Broken screen? If so, that sounds dodgy to me mate.

Take it from me, it takes A LOT of force to break the screen on an iPhone. If it was boxed then it would've taken quite some force to break it.

[Fred Elliot]

its the side mate


There was a great big fucking footprint on the grey bag that it come in !!

Have e mailed the seller and have put a refund claim through PayPal

[Samdy Gray]

Hope you took photos of the damage.

PayPal are usually good and should just give you your money back.

[DiV]

Have just taken delivery of one smashed up I Phone

Fucking Ralphy and Dave  :cunt:

I sort letters!

[jayohaitchenn]

Why is it that all Royal Mail employees have slopey shoulders?

[Fred Elliot]

Hope you took photos of the damage.

PayPal are usually good and should just give you your money back.

Just had e mail back confirming full refun

[THE FLASH]

I sort letters!

Lazy bastard......sort out some Ipods!!!

[donkey]

I sort letters!

So do I whenever I type.