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« Reply #15 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 19:06:33 »

cheers guys, in regards to pauld comment, he likes/drinks whiskey, but the ones i  buy him arent your run of the mill tesco jobbies, last one cost me 55 quid, i think he's actually scared to open it.
Ah, that makes sense. I do that too - "Oooh, that's too good to drink now, I'll save it for special" then get in one night wankered and scarf half the bottle, which really is a waste.

There was a place on the net doing novelty customised pub signs which we looked at for my Dad a few years' back. Seriously cheesy but my Dad would have loved it. We didn't go with it in the end because there's no way my Mum would have let him hang it anywhere.

Failing that, surely Reg as the resident old man of these parts should be able to suggest something suitable to the more senior inclined?
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 19:26:36 »

Ah, that makes sense. I do that too - "Oooh, that's too good to drink now, I'll save it for special" then get in one night wankered and scarf half the bottle, which really is a waste.

Failing that, surely Reg as the resident old man of these parts should be able to suggest something suitable to the more senior inclined?

I do that bottle thing, well keep them for a special occasion, then when said occasion comes just go to the pub, get ratted and not want waste it when I get home. I'm not sure how well these things last, but I've got a nice bottle of brandy, and one of champers.

It's just possible that when Chubb's old man says he doesn't want anything he means it.  Failing that the lap dancing should go down well...as long as the glasses don't steam up.
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 19:55:58 »

What about a lapdancer wearing socks, and as the final part of the act she pulls the socks off and gives them to him as a keepsake? Best of all worlds then.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 20:05:36 »

reg when he says that, he does mean it, but theres no way i can get him nothing for his birthday, though sometimes im tempted
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 20:10:08 »

What about a lapdancer wearing socks, and as the final part of the act she pulls the socks off and gives them to him as a keepsake? Best of all worlds then.

Word.

But the socks should be stuffed with coke, E, meth and viagra,
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 20:23:20 »

How about a lappy in Foxies.

He'll enjoy that.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 20:35:15 »

I find personalised gifts go down well, like a mug or picture frame with 'best dad' or whatever on it or the other day i saw a website which sells personalised football books (if your dad likes football - they even do Swindon) where it has newspaper articles from over the years and you can perosnalise with his name etc

I thought it was quite good and will probalbly invest in one fro my dad.

http://www.gonedigging.co.uk/sports-book-gifts/personalised-football-books/football-club-books/swindon-football-book/#anchorTarget
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 20:44:28 »

Wrap up a care home brochure and see how he takes it.
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 21:56:56 »

Get him a town shirt  Smiley
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 21:59:09 »

Wrap up a care home brochure and see how he takes it.

you know what si, i think this might be the best one yet
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 22:20:45 »

http://www.mensgiftshop.com/acatalog/gifts-for-dads.html

Take your pic Chubbs.
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