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Bogus Dave
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« on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 18:36:09 »

Right. A few weeks back i bought a red and black argyle jumper, seeing as the cold was drawing in and it was on a sale. Nothing wrong with that of course, perfectly heterosexual behaviour.

Earlier this week i needed to buy a new bag for work. My old one which i had had for a good 3 years was getting old, tatty and smelt of booze. I bought a lovely red and black checked satchel from H&M. Again, nothing wrong with that in my opinion.

However, today i went to work, wearing the (rather sexual) jumper and satchel. I had realised they'd be matching and thought it would look rather hip and trendy. To my dismay, i was ripped to absolute shreds, and even had my sexual orientation questioned  Crying

Here is a picture of said sexy garments

[url width=800 height=600]http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/abbottd/091014_193106.jpg[/url]

Am i right in my beliefs that i work with a bunch of fashion-philistines, or am i infact, a great big bender?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 18:37:27 »

I know they're buckles but it doesn't help when your manbag has what appears to be black bows on it.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 18:41:14 »

I wouldn't rock that style myself...
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 18:43:20 »

   :poofs:
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 18:44:38 »

One or the other at any one time Dave, you big metrosexual.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 18:55:59 »

Couldn't be arsed to read, if you like cock your gay, if not, wank through it.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:07:17 »

Earlier this week i needed to buy a new bag for work. My old one which i had had for a good 3 years was getting old, tatty and smelt of booze. I bought a lovely red and black checked satchel from H&M. Again, nothing wrong with that in my opinion.

I'm a big fan of satchels and man bags, nothing wrong with that.

Except that satchel you bought is so gay you'd give Graham Norton a run for his money.

So yes, I think you are.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:10:09 »

awful awful jumper
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:12:45 »

awful awful jumper

Yeah, it'd look so much better on your bedroom floor.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:27:52 »

Nothing wrong with check, and nothing wrong with manbags... Combining the two is a disaster though.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:39:46 »

gay.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:48:04 »

The jumper looks like something someone might wear to play golf.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:49:49 »

http://www.mckinnonsc.vic.edu.au/la/it/rupert/rupert.gif

Sorry....just dont skip to work tomorow.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 19:53:20 »

looks like i'm a gayman then
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 20:52:37 »

Go and join Stonewall you Brighton fan.
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