Random Thoughts of the Day

[dell boy]

I'm sure we all receive those emails with pointers or thoughts ... here is an example of a few I've received recently...



Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent someone from cutting in at the front.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Bad decisions make good stories

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...

I wonder if cops ever get mad at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

[Barry Scott]

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

The letters O and I are as well. I once had to write a letter, in a professional capacity from the company i worked for, to a company called Docklands... It was most amusing. Especially as they were a truly hateful business.

[jimmy_onions]

"I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent someone from cutting in at the front."

Nice.

Is there anything more annoying than on a motorway, when you come to a traffic jam, the tossers who jump from lane to lane cutting in front of all and sundry, just to try to gain a few car lengths.

I personally hug the car in front of me, no forker will be getting ion front of me.

Small minded?

Definitely.

[Samdy Gray]

The letters O and I are as well. I once had to write a letter, in a professional capacity from the company i worked for, to a company called Docklands... It was most amusing. Especially as they were a truly hateful business.

The R is right next to the T as well, so trying to type most county names end with -shite instead of -shire at the end

[Simon Pieman]

I get in the shower before turning on the water. Even my early morning head can figure out I can turn the shower head away from me whilst I wait for the water to warm up.