Deface the Wanker

[Piemonte]

theres no getting away from it.

I've just had to look at a customer called G S Smith at work. and hes scottish.

[Piemonte]

what the fuck is Balmory Jan?  is it by Del Amitri?  

[Simon Pieman]

Whoa Swindon Town
We used to have Matt Heywood/Grant Smith (interchange)
But we're alright now

I think I should win a prize for originality  

[Piemonte]

Hes greasy, hes greedy
I want to fuck Cheryl tweedy
Grant Smith
Grant Smith

  x1000

[sonicyouth]

what the fuck is Balmory Jan?  is it by Del Amitri?  

fucking soapy tit wank

[McLovin]

Following our unimaginitive songs of late, surely: "Do do do do... Smith's a wanker" will be used.

[janaage]

Balamory is complusive viewing for everyone.....

...under the age of four.  We have to watch it when my niece comes down to visit.  It's on C Beebies.  

Note to Jan - remember your target audience.

[reeves4england]

Cheer up Brian Tinnion
Oh what can it be
to sign a
sad scottish bastard and a
centre forward's dream?