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flammableBen

« Reply #60 on: Monday, September 14, 2009, 00:05:06 »

Well if you're not allowed a shelf then you'll have to just spread the beer about the fridge. A couple of cans nestled in the yoghurt and fruit juice shelf, another three or four snuck between the bacon and the eggs, rest some more across the open half empty jars of stuff. You're nearly stocked up already.
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Doore

« Reply #61 on: Monday, September 14, 2009, 00:07:02 »

You speak with great wisdom.  I may invest in a separate beer fridge though.
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flammableBen

« Reply #62 on: Monday, September 14, 2009, 00:13:44 »

You speak with even greater wisdom.

Now all you have to do is invest in an extra telly and a couple of sets of wireless headphones, an extra room for quiet bloke time (maybe you could put your beer fridge in it?), a jar of rohypnol so she takes a timely nap when you want to go to the pub at an inconvenient time, and lots of other things I can't think of right now and you've overcome all the advantages of living alone.
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flammableBen

« Reply #63 on: Monday, September 14, 2009, 00:26:29 »

It's been fun Doore, but I'm going to go against all my earlier advice and catch some sleeps. This sympathy for tomorrow Ben is not something that I like. I've become everything I hate. Also I'm a bit tired.
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« Reply #64 on: Monday, September 14, 2009, 07:31:27 »

Yeah, well that's just outside Telford, in Ironbridge funnily enough.  Its one of those horrible new towns like Milton Keynes and Stevenage.  Shropshire is nice though, and I'll get to live with the superior half again.  Living on your own isn't half boring.

I would hardly call the birthplace of the industrial revolution a "horrible new town like Milton Keynes" !


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« Reply #65 on: Monday, September 14, 2009, 09:02:15 »

It's the national dish of Hawaii.

Which also explains why they tend to be a bit big boned.

Ha ha. This made me laugh because its all so wrong.

We came 2nd in the quiz on a tie breaker - what percentage of chinese people living in the UK come from Hong Kong. We were 2% out.

Decided on real ale in the end. A north west fruity ale. Was quite good actually.
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