Dazzza
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« on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 04:10:22 » |
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I met the woman of my dreams. Fresh from licking my mates armpit as the Turkish Super Mario looked on in disgust I spied a lonely what I presumed was a Thai bride stood by the cig machine. After much deliberation I sleazed over and got chatting. My god I'm taken as I sit here with my bottle of Stowells Chardonnayy Marsanne (loopy juice 3 for a tenner  ) I await her call. Bank holidays never tasted so good. Plus she wrote my number down three times! Unfortunately I think that was down to my spaz writting than keenness. |
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blinkpip
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 07:14:21 » |
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Are you in peru? What time is it there?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 07:18:11 » |
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There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who never knew what he should do;
So he tore off his hair,
And behaved like a bear,
That intrinsic Old Man of Peru.
Edward Lear
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 18:21:33 » |
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Not bad, not bad at all. That is assuming your beer goggles weren't working overtime
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 19:00:34 » |
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 Dazzza you really are ace! |
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Dazzza
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 19:41:35 » |
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No I'm not, she just called and I couldn't make a word of what she said plus I had forgotten her name. :shock:
I managed to catch chow as she as she said she had to go.
I'd call back but she said she was staying with friends and I don't fancy the conversation that would probably go like this..
"Hello"
"Hi, erm is that Peruvian girl there please?"
"Who is this?"
"The drunk from last night"
Clunk...
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 19:54:40 » |
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Dazzza
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 22:01:52 » |
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I have just been informed that I slept with my mates ex on Saturday.
I cannot remember anything from Friday night so I'm a bit worried now.
Time to stop drinking I think.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 22:02:31 » |
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I have just been informed that I slept with my mates ex on Saturday.
I cannot remember anything from Friday night so I'm a bit worried now.
Time to stop drinking I think. |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 30, 2005, 22:12:32 » |
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I have just been informed that I slept with my mates ex on Saturday.
I cannot remember anything from Friday night so I'm a bit worried now.
Time to stop drinking I think. Tut Tut ,It seems to have been a weekend for breaking the rules. |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 00:15:47 » |
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Oh dear I sense another one of those "holiday romances-painfull" type posts of Dave Russell fame. What is it that happens to peoples brains when they go on holiday.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 08:28:26 » |
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dazzza, welcome to the wonderful world of latin america, not only are they generally beautiful, but they shag like dogs in a butchers, once you have tried latino everything is second best. phone her or you will regret it.  |
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Dazzza
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:02:06 » |
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Got a repreive today.
Called me up and said her name to boot \0/.
Meeting Thursday evening for a few beers.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:13:21 » |
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Got a repreive today.
Called me up and said her name to boot \0/.
Meeting Thursday evening for a few beers. And some dirty dog like sex |
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