In Football Manager terms he's an AMR/ST.
Probably won't be coming here anyway though, so it doesn't matter if he's a Spider with the nickname 'Brutus' in all honesty.
... but it could matter if we signed arachnoid shape shifter Haynes aka Brutus and managed to get Samuel Eto'o (probably only on loan realistically?) to add a bit of culture to the team sheet and scare the wits out of Inter Milan's GK when we qualify for the Champions League.
Just thinking ahead, like.