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« Reply #15 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 17:26:44 »

I actually laughed out loud to that thanks Sam Smiley

Glad someone liked it. I was hoping for the nevillew seal of approval.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 17:44:40 »

I prefer his brother....Easy John
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 19:39:14 »

No, his real name's Inexorable John, but people can't spell it or pronounce it so he shortens it to Stern.

Huh ?
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 19:42:50 »

I prefer his brother....Easy John
or his uncle Jilted
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 21:18:50 »

or his uncle Jilted
No, he's a moron!
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 22:13:38 »


We're signing Gordon?
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 22:20:54 »

No, he's watching telly.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:41:37 »

I actually laughed out loud to that thanks Sam Smiley

 Grin Me too, just spat Kit-Kat over my monitor.....well it wasn't a real Kit-Kat but Sainsbury's 'Double Take' but I don't suppose anyone wanted to know that.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:50:39 »

right who has been on that site today ? the following has appeared this morning

**Swindon Town**

INS: Alan O'Brien (Hibernian, Free)
Jonathan Douglas (Leeds United, Free)
Reuben Reid (Rotherham, 200k)
Lee Holmes (Southampton, 100k)

OUTS: Simon Cox (West Brom, £2m)
Yinka Casal (Notts County, Undisclosed)
Mark Marshall (Rotherham, Loan)

I would have semi believed it if had not been for Yinka the Stinka as no team in their right mind will take him off our hands!!!
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:58:25 »

Whoever it was could have been more original, all the transfers in have been speculated elsewhere, at least come up with something crazy.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:59:44 »

Whoever it was could have been more original, all the transfers in have been speculated elsewhere, at least come up with something crazy.

first I have heard of Lee Holmes returning to us ?
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 12:01:30 »

Ignore it, it's the crap schoolkid rumours site.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 12:09:23 »

Glad someone liked it. I was hoping for the nevillew seal of approval.

no can do Samdy, good idea but inexorable is more 'relentless' than 'stern'  I may have gone for 'strict,severe or grim'
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 12:11:07 »

no can do Samdy, good idea but inexorable is more 'relentless' than 'stern'  I may have gone for 'strict,severe or grim'

But strict, severe and grim are easily spelt so the impetus of the pun would have been totally lost, I think it was a fair effort Sam Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 12:14:08 »

no can do Samdy, good idea but inexorable is more 'relentless' than 'stern'  I may have gone for 'strict,severe or grim'

Well, blame my thesaurus then.
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