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Whits
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 17:35:28 »

comes out in may dies and you dont see it for 11 months, fucking scary when they are flying around though  :shock:
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 17:37:32 »

http://www.nationalinsectweek.co.uk/insects/cockchafer.htm

its called a cockchafer  Cheesy
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 17:40:08 »

Ouch!
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 17:44:10 »

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There's not one sweet thing about them when they are flying around when your stoned.
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 17:46:44 »

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I had to kill the biggest moth I've ever sseen the other day.  I've still got him on my windowsill, I'll take a pic, and post it later if I can get on at home.


 Lepidopteracide is a particularly heinous crime....harmless, beautiful creatures useful  in propagating  other life forms.....bit like some birds.
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 18:19:02 »

That's gone way over my head Reg, but in respnose I'd like to say that he scared the shit out of me!
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 18:25:24 »

KT it may have just wanted to tell you something, especially if you were stoned.
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 18:28:17 »

I did wonder whether he had some curious agenda up his sleeve.  Still, he's certainly not going to talk now.
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 23:18:56 »

i got attacked by one of those cock things at the pub  :?
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 23:22:39 »

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i got attacked by one of those cock things at the pub  :?


hahahaha I forgot what this thread was about when I read that!  
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 23:26:14 »

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i got attacked by one of those cock things at the pub  :?

Maybe it was piemonte?
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, May 27, 2005, 23:57:33 »

I had a moth which lived in my room for a couple of weeks. I named him jedi
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday, May 28, 2005, 00:31:34 »

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I had a moth which lived in my room for a couple of weeks. I named him jedi


 Fair play.

 When I was a kid.....you'd meet elderly relatives and spinsters of the parish who smelt of moth balls......which were made from napthalene....could never quite get my head round this, cos it stunk like :chunder: and was apparently necessary because moths ate up all your clothes unless poisoned.

 Some time in the 60's a realisation occured that moths don't actually eat all your clothes...so stinking like a pile of Swindon Services uncollected refuse sacks was unneccessary.

 I'd imagine Marie might start a retro napthelene fragrence.
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday, May 28, 2005, 00:36:23 »

is a cockchafer the same as a maybug?
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« Reply #44 on: Saturday, May 28, 2005, 20:37:53 »

Another two of the cock thingies flew into my room last night.

They felt the wrath!
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