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« on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 18:49:44 » |
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Are they really that bad? I think they're quite a cute addition to the Town Gardens; I remember many times when I was younger taking a handful of buts to feed them. Do they really deserve to be exterminstaed at the hands of Prince Charles?
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 18:54:47 » |
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I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
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Chris_Maidstone_STFC
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 18:58:16 » |
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haha sonicyouth, TTE legend, escorted out at Swindon -v- Gills a couple of seasons ago I seem to recall...
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 18:58:20 » |
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I like them they eat chips.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:00:17 » |
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I've just realised that I've never thought to ask how the grey squirrel is responsible for the massive downfall in numbers of the red squirrel. I'm guessing they don't eat them, do they mug them for their nuts and steal their girlfriends or something?
Either way I'm pretty sure red squirrels live elsewhere on the planet quite happily, I don't really give a fuck which variety we have here.
In conclusion we should eat them.
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Chris_Maidstone_STFC
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:01:51 » |
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Have you ever eaten squirrel?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:02:19 » |
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nope. One of my biggest regrets.
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Chris_Maidstone_STFC
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:02:40 » |
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I have....
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flammableBen
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:03:06 » |
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Nice?
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Chris_Maidstone_STFC
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:03:23 » |
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Tastes like chicken....
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:05:05 » |
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What came first, the chicken or the squirrel?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:05:56 » |
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what position were they doing it in?
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Chris_Maidstone_STFC
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:06:43 » |
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I'm gonna go for the squirrel just to see how predictable your reply will be
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:08:51 » |
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I don't know the answer to my own question.
(right way round this time)
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:15:58 » |
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I do know the answer to Ben's question though. Grey squirrels are carriers of a disease which doesn't affect the host, but does kill off the red squirrel. Basically squirrel AIDS.
I don't know how it's passed on, maybe the greys rape the reds before stealing their nuts, or maybe the squirrel girlfriends get around a bit.
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