Britains got Talent

[Phil_S]

I have more than 10 pairs of socks and that's footwear.

I have to have more than 10 pairs as the wife insists on doing the washing only once a week.

[Arriba]

i've been watching as the mrs and kids have it on.some diobolical acts really.dj talent who isn't a dj,just some retard who cannot rap.that fucking human saxaphone was another twat.
there was a drummer kid woi should have been in the knock out stages but got the boot early on.
i think the best act is shaheen who belts out songs well,or the two dance acts who are both superb.
the rough old scottish pig is overated big time.

[Ginginho]

It's been really shit this year, they've put so many guff acts through, every night there seems to be six shit acts and only 2 good acts, so it's usually pretty obvious who is going to go through.

I want either Diversity or Stavros Flatley to win. Stavros Flatley are shit, but something about them is just hilarious and I think them doing some shit dance with their tops off in front of the Queen would be very amusing.

That Susan Boyle is fucking awful, and for some reason she is in the papers every day?

[Batch]

I hope Diversity win it. I generally hate dance acts but liked them - so they must be doing something right.

Mind you, I've only seen a couple of shows so may have missed something better.

If someone comes up with an act that involves repeatedly punching Piers Morgan in the face I'd vote for it.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Diversity are the ones that chucked that kid across the room!! I loved it!

Im going to spend the next year teaching my cat to sing and dance so we can enter next year as a cat/owner act

We will win!!

[Phil_S]

It's been really shit this year, they've put so many guff acts through, every night there seems to be six shit acts and only 2 good acts, so it's usually pretty obvious who is going to go through.

Bit like seeding in Football draws

[Panda Paws]

Julian Smith should win, and Boyle is shit, but she's ugly and a bit special so people seem to like her?

[magicroundabout]

Julian Smith should win, and Boyle is shit, but she's ugly and a bit special so people seem to like her?

+1

[reeves4england]

I've found it pretty entertaining. Last night's semi was probably the best yet, with maybe 3 or 4 who could have gone through. In the others it's been pretty obvious who was going to make it to the final. I was a bit sad that Mowgli didn't get into the final. The Jungle Book is awesome!

[Bob's Orange]

My flatmate has turned uber gay since getting engaged and continues to watch drivel like this and soaps and stuff. I was playing Football Manager on the laptop but this was on and I cannot believe people ITV actually broadcast this shite. There was a man playing an 'invisible' saxaphone and that was all I saw before I had to take myself to my room before I did some damage to the TV.

[Samdy Gray]

But the human saxophone is amazing! If I were judging, it'd be between him and the breakdancing grandad. Both were ace and skill.

[Bob's Orange]

But the human saxophone is amazing! If I were judging, it'd be between him and the breakdancing grandad. Both were ace and skill.

Do you sit beside the M4 and hope to see car crashes?

[Samdy Gray]

No, that's just sick.

[Simon Pieman]

What's the name of the proper saxaphone player, is it that Julian bloke?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Yes