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« Reply #15 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:48:00 »

It's at the arse end of nowhere, and a long way from everywhere.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:48:40 »

I want a biscuit. Whose got more chance of getting their dream fulfilled?

I have biscuits. If you have a spare gunship we could swap?
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:51:38 »

I want a helcopter gunship.  do you think they'd let me test drive one?

Probably not, but you could try eating a Curly Wurly bar, which although strictly speaking is more of a candy bar than a biscuit/cookie might give a semblance of the sensation associated with test flying (not driving, note) a helicopter. Especially if you spin round several times then dive head first into the ground.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:04:52 »

What sort of Gunship do you want? A vietnam era Huey? how about a nice Cobra? Russian Hind? You let me know and i will sort it out.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:06:25 »

http://www.asiatradingonline.com/russianhelicopter24-2.htm
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:12:23 »

Biscuits are better than helicopters.

Never a truer word spoken!
Im scared of Helicopters - There is a weird garage place in Melksham that I pass every day on my way to work they always have weird stuff parked there like old double decker buses and stuff and yesterday a bloody great broken down old RAF rescue helicopter parked there!! I have to shut my eyes when I drive past now which is dangerous!!!
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:16:53 »

Never a truer word spoken!
Im scared of Helicopters - There is a weird garage place in Melksham that I pass every day on my way to work they always have weird stuff parked there like old double decker buses and stuff and yesterday a bloody great broken down old RAF rescue helicopter parked there!! I have to shut my eyes when I drive past now which is dangerous!!!
Helicopters are ace! It's the weirdest feeling being in one but so much fun!
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:45:25 »

My incredibly amazing Yeovil fact is that my Swindon watching mate used to be a Yeovil player and used to be "roomies" with Terry Skiverton. Unfortunately, his career was ended by injury at only 20 or so, but he's still friendly with "Skivo".
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:55:38 »

I want a biscuit gunship. I'm not even sure what one is, but now the idea's struck me of a crumbly chocolatey confectionery based bringer of death from the skies, I want one.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 15:19:26 »

The last game played at the old Huish Ground was against Telford United. There is now a Tesco store standing where the old ground used to, which provides customer a convenient way to obtain everything for their weekly shop, but all under one roof. Many have dubbed this type of shop a 'supermarket'. I however don't think they're worthy of such a name, because I've never seen one that sells biscuit gunships. When that day arrives they will most definitely live up to the name.

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« Reply #25 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 15:22:42 »

Last time I focussed on Yeovil was when he was riding his bike last night (around 5.30ish) near Pinehurst Road.  Thought he wasn't gonna stop and my mrs was gonna run him over, but the swine's brakes worked!
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 15:35:24 »

 Sir Ian Botham: Joined Yeovil on a non-contract basis in January 1985 and left in March 1985, twelve hours before flying out for a tour of the West Indies.

According to our good friend Wikipedia
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 15:39:37 »

Reminds me of the old question who captained England at football and cricket in the same year?
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 15:43:44 »

The last game played at the old Huish Ground was against Telford United. There is now a Tesco store standing where the old ground used to, which provides customer a convenient way to obtain everything for their weekly shop, but all under one roof. Many have dubbed this type of shop a 'supermarket'. I however don't think they're worthy of such a name, because I've never seen one that sells biscuit gunships. When that day arrives they will most definitely live up to the name.



Trust me...they'll never catch on.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 16:25:03 »

It's those bloody mini-markets you've got to watch out for.
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