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« on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:17:46 » |
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Does anyone else wake up in the morning with random scratches on their body?
It happens to me all the time. I'm not pissed, it's not the missus. I haven't a clue what does it but they appear all the time and in different place on my body. They are not deep but can be quite long! Does this happen to anyone else?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:18:51 » |
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Do you also wake up with a sore anus?
And mutilated cows in the garden?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:19:22 » |
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Do you also wake up with a sore anus?
And mutilated cows in the garden?
Not yet! |
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:19:59 » |
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seriously it might mean you have a high level of phosphate in your body which makes you scratch yourself and itch without realising. do you get an itchy back?
either that or fuck off big fleas.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:21:59 » |
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Nah,
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:23:43 » |
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seriously it might mean you have a high level of phosphate in your body which makes you scratch yourself and itch without realising. do you get an itchy back?
either that or fuck off big fleas.
Sometimes and it doesn't go away for ages or unless I have a shower. |
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 17:26:37 » |
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go and get a blood test at doctors, its the first sign of renal (kidney) failure. and no im not pissing with you. ask to get your phosphate and creatinine checked. better to be safe than sorry.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 21:09:13 » |
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Do you also wake up with a sore anus?
And mutilated cows in the garden?
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 21:11:30 » |
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Excessive Speed usage can give you the itches innit.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 21:19:52 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 21:30:16 » |
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You should hoover the old matress at least once every 2-3 months and flip it every 6. Kim & Aggy FACT!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 22:16:49 » |
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go and get a blood test at doctors, its the first sign of renal (kidney) failure. and no im not pissing with you. ask to get your phosphate and creatinine checked. better to be safe than sorry.
That's bloody good advice GFM. |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 23:45:00 » |
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I bet it happened after an alien abduction
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 07:57:45 » |
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on a kidney related note, on monday my arm that gets used for diaysis was fucked and it basically meant i only had roughly 30% of my normal treatment. yesterday because of this i was sick all fucking day and continued vomiting through the night. just had best nurse in hospital do my needles this morning and its all ok. after just 20 minutes of a 4 hour treatment i already feel fantastic. its fucking worrying, me and nurse reckon without treatment i would probably join jade goody in approx 4 days!!
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 08:53:18 » |
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its an absolute shitter for you mex, any news on a transplant?
In terms gazzas problem i think it is unlikely to be "renal failure" as from what he says it is a long standing issue and i would associate other symptoms such as generally feeling very shit due to drop in blood pressure which is directly linked to renal failure. I would take up Mex's suggestion though and see if the doc will do a blood test because it may be a sign of increased creatinine in your body which may suggest the early stages of "kidney disease".
Do you take any medication because it could be a simple side effect of medication?
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