Hahahahahahah, well here I am!!!! I am Ling! Take an aspirin PaulD!
Marketing gimmick? No, it's just me and my website. I live inside it, Batch. Thanks for the link.
The only Chinglish UK leasing company to actually pay attention to who visits their site! And I saw you lot of Swindon supporters on my site!
If you need a car to be lovely, safe (try crashing in that £1000 Mondeo and compare your - and your family's - injuries to a new one) and a bit more reliable then car leasing is brill. Of course it's more expensive than a £1000 Mondeo! Nits. )))) But them ManU tickets are more expensive than Swindon tickets
Look at what bargains there are at the moment. You pay 3 rentals in advance plus 23 rentals for a 2-year, and 35 rentals for a 3-year. Do you need to learn how to suck eggs?
To support your local people, I tell you about this:
A new VTEC metallic 138bhp Type-S Civic for less than £200 a month (like a type-R but slower), with free road tax and you will only need a small oil and filter service, full warranty,
plus it supports the laid-off people in Swindon. 8.7 secs to 60 and 127mph and brand-new for £195 a month.
You rent, then walk away at the end. Plan and budget and know there will be no additional bills. Seriously, this is cheaper than a decent season ticket. Plus you get the new car smell, latest toys, anti skid, abs, and a good feeling about supporting local jobs.
Don't think I'm selling, I'm not. You can relax, I'm just putting you straight. My customers love me, I have over 1200 testimonials on my site, plus loads of fun stuff. For technical visitors, please note my suspension test movie. All those worries about return condition and excess mileage is rubbish, the excess on the Civic is about 4p/mile. You can't take a bus for that. Return condition is as a normal adult would expect a 2 or 3 year old car to be. If it was your own car (or bike!!!), you would not expect it to have big dings, dents and beaten up wheels.
Yes, Samdy Grey, you don't have equity, you don't own it, you are just paying for use. Like daily rental but for 2 or 3 years. But, most people who have bought a new car in the last 3-years have had (MUCH) higher payments and they are in NEGATIVE equity!!! Can anyone do maths?
I give you all gift as you are need patching up when you lose: Anyone wants a free small personal sealed first aid kit suitable for a bike, bagged in metallic pouch size of an instant meal pack, please email me with SWINDON FIRST AID KIT in the subject and your snail address. I will send with full Chinese first aid instructions. It is not suitable for death or Milwall situations.
Try and find another lease company that advertises legally (including VAT- the rest are committing criminal offence cheating you with ex-vat prices and hidden "document fees") and puts so much effort in.
Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I am bloody Ling! Go on, go mental with me for posting, but I am sure most here are adult enough to make up their own minds! Hehehe.
Ling
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