TEF PL 08/09 : Predictions for Leeds - They're massive you know.

Quote from: DV on Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 13:46:52

for no reason what so ever we'll magically turn into Super Swindon who all the top 6 struggle against.

We'll play free flowing attacking football and about 37 minutes in Simon Cox will put us ahead with a fantastic goal.

Leeds will put under a bit of pressure it will stay 1-0 at half time. We'll come out in the second half and play well and create chances. Cox will hit the post, and the bar twice. Robson-Kanu will also hit the post. McNamee will put in a fantastic cross and Billy Paynter will head it in from 8 yards out with no Leeds player within 10 yards of him. The ref will then blow his whistle and give a foul against Paynter for climbing on the defender. Paynter will then get booked for protesting.

The Leeds keeper will pull of a fantastic safe from a Robson Kanu drive and the ref will give a goal kick. Cox will play a through ball to Billy Paynter who will get goal side of his man. Paynter will be through on goal, the Leeds defender will grab Paynters shirt and then foul him. Billy Paynters shirt will rip and the Leeds defender will get up still with half of Billys shirt in his hand. The Leeds defender will have his head in hands knowing he's going to get sent off and give away a penalty. The ref will pull out a yellow card and then a red card. Paynter sent off for diving.

We'll battle back, against the odds. From a Sean Morrison long throw Cox will flick it on the Leeds keeper will come out and claim it, run into his own defender and drop it at Simon Cox feet. Simon Cox will place the ball in the empty net and as he runs over to the Swindon fans the ref blows his whistle for a foul on the keeper and proceeds to book Billy Paynter, who isnt even on the pitch anymore for it.

Swindon will still be on the attack and the fourth official will indicate to the ref that there is about 2 minutes of stoppage time. The ref signals back and the board shows 5 minutes as Leeds pile on the pressure.

With an extra 8 minutes played and the Swindon fans whistling away Douglas will hit a shot from about 50 yards that goes right into row Z and is one of the worst shots you will ever see. The ref gives a corner. The corner swings and Jermaine Beckford bruv will steam in and elbow Peter Brezovan right in the face. Delph then heads the ball it hits the cross bar and bounces out the goal by about 3 yards and Morrison hacks it clear. The linesman has given the goal and Delph celebrates whilst Brez is out cold on the floor.

the ref blows his whistle, and records the score as 3-1 to Leeds United?!

do you still have that much time on your hands? i reckon 2-0 leeds