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« Reply #30 on: Friday, February 27, 2009, 07:37:26 » |
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a few customers back in the old days Carey Hunt, Edward Tin Man Pong and 54321 Liftoff (honest!)
Hello Mr Liftoff, or may I call you 5 ? |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, February 27, 2009, 08:49:24 » |
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Someone I know is called Wayne Kerr. He married Jo Kerr. (Honest)
Isn't that incest? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, February 27, 2009, 18:47:23 » |
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Isn't that incest?
Or like Jack White of the White Stripes, who took on his (then) wife's name. |
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, March 2, 2009, 23:07:16 » |
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I worked in a call centre years back, cold calling people trying to flog cd deals with Britannia music. The name of the person you were calling came up on your screen as the phone was ringing. The name came up just as an initial and a surname, not even a Mr or Mrs. When the call was answered, I therefore had to say: "Good evening, could I speak to A Monkey please?"
I didn't laugh out loud - surely deserving of a medal.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2009, 13:09:02 » |
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i spoke with a 'helmut wanke' a while back.
a right miserable cunt he was as well.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2009, 13:44:26 » |
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My Dad's got a mate called Helmut. He's German. I call him German Helmut.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2009, 14:37:30 » |
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At my old work we had a few dodgy names
Rachel Sook kin Kok
Roger Maring
And a fella who changed his name by deed poll to 'Weed'
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Power to people
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, March 3, 2009, 15:51:40 » |
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Richard Head
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 15:39:38 » |
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Just found someone on our work intranet called Bhushan Arse
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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janaage
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 16:47:00 » |
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I worked in a call centre years back, cold calling people trying to flog cd deals with Britannia music. The name of the person you were calling came up on your screen as the phone was ringing. The name came up just as an initial and a surname, not even a Mr or Mrs. When the call was answered, I therefore had to say: "Good evening, could I speak to A Monkey please?"
I didn't laugh out loud - surely deserving of a medal.
That reminds me of a fella I used to know who would never get accepted for credit card applications because of his name (they thought it was a wind up), his name A Cock. He was a good laugh was Alan too, ended up moving to Australia. |
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 16:50:55 » |
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If anyone could change their name by deed poll, what would you change it to?
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 16:51:49 » |
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Marmaduke.
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DV
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 16:54:12 » |
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Jesus
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axs
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 17:43:34 » |
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Forename Surname.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 23:25:42 » |
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I know someone called Rose, who is engaged to a man with the surname West. She wants to take his surname, but...
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