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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:34:03 »

Stop being an ass
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 19:07:47 »

I think they should fly overseas fans over free of charge, then charge them £5 for the game. They'd clean up on fine English cuisine sales though.
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 19:11:24 »

Actually they could fire a few season tickets to land on mars and hope someone picks them up. Far better than the balloon idea at the start of the season.
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 21:42:20 »

I think they should fly overseas fans over free of charge, then charge them £5 for the game. They'd clean up on fine English cuisine sales though.

If you ever run for public office you can count on my vote .. maybe Bangkok, Nochee, Bob's Orange and a few more too.
Never mind the fine cuisine, just make sure there are plenty of good Wiltshire sausages and bacon rolls available .... and Marmite.

There is probably more chance of getting a decent sausage on Mars than here as well.
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 22:27:28 »

What like milkmen, we should help them.Leefer used to be a milkman


That was untill i collided with a Thames Valley Egg lorry and we shared a 40 ft omelette.
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 22:41:12 »


That was untill i collided with a Thames Valley Egg lorry and we shared a 40 ft omelette.

Must have been a warm, buttery day.
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« Reply #66 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 08:35:09 »

Actually they could fire a few season tickets to land on mars and hope someone picks them up. Far better than the balloon idea at the start of the season.

FFS, what about Jupiter though?! Its always fuckin mars.  Cheesy
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 09:04:44 »

Jupiter's a bit gassy.
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« Reply #68 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 13:11:29 »

Don't forget to send one up Uranus.

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« Reply #69 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 14:19:09 »

FFS, what about Jupiter though?! Its always fuckin mars.  Cheesy

Now I just think you like a bitch and a moon.
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