A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall

[@MacPhlea]

hmmm Im not sure this part is strictly true - Im means hes hardly a looker now???

I've edited it to enhance the double entendre...

To the tune of "when the saints..."

Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
and when he scores with a blinder
he'll go and score a couple more

EDIT: 2nd Chorus

He'll score them here (He'll Score them here) [point to the right side of the pitch]
He'll score them there (He'll Score them there) [point to the left side of the pitch]
He'll score them every fuckin' where [do a mental pointing dancing thing]
He's Simon Cox, cox, cox, and more cox
and all the girls they love our cox [get your cocks out]

Back to first chorus...

[Jamiesfuturewife]

umm OK but as long as people dont actually get there willys out 

[Rich Pullen]

Pinch a chant from the Premier League - Nowadays for whatever reason such songs tend to catch on in the lowers.

[DiV]

Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Seat Banging

Updated CG version 

[mexico red]

to the tune of the animals went in 2 by 2

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
the best striker we've ever seen
better than rooney or robbie keane
simon cox hes swindons number 9

[Colin Todd]

to the tune of the animals went in 2 by 2

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
the best striker we've ever seen
better than rooney or robbie keane
simon cox hes swindons number 9

superb

[@MacPhlea]

to the tune of the animals went in 2 by 2

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
the best striker we've ever seen
better than rooney or robbie keane
simon cox hes swindons number 9

I like it, not sure about the last line though... maybe something like...

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
better than rooney or robbie keane
and score's better goals than Stevie G
he's Simon Cox and plays for STFC

[DiV]

we bought the lad from reading scum
coxy coxy
he scores loads of goals for fun
coxy coxy
he came on loan, he's here to stay
scores loads of goals on a saturday
simon cox, swindons number 31

[Bogus Dave]

Simon cox is magic
He wears a magic hat
He used to play for reading
and then he said fuck that
He wants to play for swindon
Because we're dynamite
and when he gets given the ball
he'll score all through the night

[Rustle]

Not really good at this sort of thing,but i think it would be ace if we had one to the tune of Pink Floyd's another brick in the wall.

Help me out here,it could start off something like.

We dont need no rickie lambert,we dont need no jermaine beckford.
those are just a poor mans cox.

I cant think of anything to finish it tho.
 

[Arriba]

i think keeping it simple would work best.mex's is the best so far,but the super si one doesn't work at all.
i suggest
simon cox,simon cox simon simon cox
when he gets the ball he scores a goal
simon simon cox

[DiV]

but the super si one doesn't work at all.

I dont see why not?

half stolen from mex

we've got a player that scores for fun
coxy coxy
he wears our number thirty one
coxy coxy
greatest striker that we've ever seen
better rooney and robbie keane
simon cox, swindon number 31

[Batch]

Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Seat Banging

Updated CG version 

Updated my bit of the DRS ?

Yes that's right, no fucking noise at all. Nothing unless it's to Red Army, or 'Clap Clap' as our bit of the crowd does. Presumably the words were too difficult to learn.
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When was the last time we came up with an original song that caught on rather than some premiership re-hash. In fact have we ever?

[Summerof69]

I like :

Feed the Cox and he will score !!!

[herthab]

Why don't you all take a few months to think up a really soooper song for him?

Then you can forget about it when he fucks off in the summer...........