Uxbridge players

[Simon Pieman]

I don't care about Supermarine, they're too tinpot.

[THE FLASH]

I used to play in the Salisbury and District league....played at a place called Damerham.....ref sent off4 players, manager, a already banned player on the sidelines and 3 old blokes who had come to watch....all from the homeside.
Real fisticufs ..... one of the old blokes wrapped a walking stick around my legs as i pissed down the wing...all i did is give their rookie defender a nudge in the back to score from a corner.....

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

non-league football is brilliant. You get to abuse the players face to face and see their reaction when you tell'm you've bum fucked their sisters ha ha ha